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STOP PRESS: Simon Cowell has a Heart!

Wow! When Simon Cowell takes a liking to you, you really are left in no doubt about how he feels!

Simon has reportedly spent $5 million dollars of his own money to buy Leona Lewis, who is currently riding high at the number one position on the Bill Board charts, a mansion in Beverly Hills.

Britain’s Sunday People newspaper reported, “Simon thinks she is absolutely amazing so he wanted to treat her,“ He’s so pleased with how hard she works and what a massive success she’s become. He sees a bright future for her. He thinks she can become a global star like Shirley Bassey or Whitney Houston.”
Born in London and raised in a modest home Leona will certainly appreciate this magnanimous gesture by the King of Snipe and hopefully her appearance at the number one position wont be a one off like the purchase of the mansion!

Amy Winehouse’s Two Part Weekend

We all look forward to the weekend. A trip to the local night club, a nice meal with friends or family, a good movie or even a visit out of town. But when you’re a world famous 22 year old singer with the world at your feet, where do you go. To prison to visit your poor incarcerated husband. That’s the way the weekend shaped up once again for Amy Winehouse. The scabby faced, rehab escapee popped over to Pentonville to visit Blake Fielder Civil after reports that he’d been on the ugly end of another inmates fists after the word went round that he had heroin in his cell.

A source claims that Blake, 25, was lucky to escape the incident with just a black eye and

the source added to Britain’s News of The World newspaper: “Because Blake is such a high-profile inmate, he’s a natural target on the landings. There have been lots of threats and for a long time he just kept himself confined to his cell—he’ll be staying there a lot more now.”

But Amy’s weekend is about to brighten up as she check herself into a Malibu rehab clinic, Promises, at $10,000 the clinic has already treated high-profile stars like Britney Spears, Mel Gibson, Diana Ross, Christian Slater and Ben Affleck.

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Mr and Mrs Smith Become Mr and Mrs Jolie-Pitt?

A better weekend, supposedly, was had by ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’ who have apparently become Mr and Mrs Pitt-Jolie. Rumours have abounded that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have signed on the dotted line of yet another marriage certificate. That’s four between the two of them. They’ll soon have enough wedding certificates to wallpaper a small bedroom!

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Donald Trump has an Eye for Trash!

Donald Trump just cant stop himself from capitalizing on other people’s misery. The apprentice is nothing but a platform for humiliating some of the brightest twenty-something’s of America and now he wants to humiliate Ashley Alexandra Dupre (as if Eliot Spitzer hasn’t cornered the market on that one already) and turn her, now very public sexual experiences, into a reality show. The concept is to take what Trump would term a ‘tramp’ and turn her into a lady. What makes him an authority on ‘ladies?’

Chelsea Clinton Finds Her Voice!

Chelsea Clinton and daddy Bill Clinton have really been practicing their lines, and lo and behold they are singing from the same hymn sheet.

On Friday, when asked at a campaign event in Pennsylvania who would be a better president , Bill or Hillary, the former first daughter said, “I don’t take anything for granted, but hopefully with Pennsylvania’s help, she will be our next president. And yes, I do think she’ll be a better president.”