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The Star magazine is telling the world that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married this weekend in New Orleans where they are currently ‘stationed’ doing their charity bit for the survivors of Hurricane Katrina. Oh, and by the way, buying themselves a multi million dollar mansion and allegedly requesting $11 million for the photos of their yet unborn twins. I diverse!

Well, lets hope this time its true, then the whole of civilization can move on and stop speculating over where, when, how and what the bride will wear?

Now we can all put bets on as to how long it will be before Brad joins the pile of Jolie’s ex- husbands, (who also started out as co stars), that she has acquired over the years, Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton. Why hasn’t Brad got a redneck middle name, he could be Braddy Tex Pitt?

Anyway, that’s the kiss of death on their Hollywood relationship!

Marriage! Even as you read this Angelina is probably pulling on her size 8 Nike’s ready for the ‘off’!

Statistically 2nd, 3rd and consecutive marriages stand less of a chance of survival than first marriages, and after all, we’re talking Hollywood here!

 Go on Jennifer Aniston, have a little chuckle!

ABB