The long awaited big screen version of Sex and the City came to a theatre near you today, if you live in England. But in New York it was only shown to a select few thousand at The Radio City Music Hall, and then not everyone got in.

So, our contacts in the UK gave Yuddy an edge on the USA (as the UK are 5 hours ahead) and therefore saw the movie while the city that never sleeps, slept!

So we can reveal: Sarah Jessica Parker’s character, Carrie Bradshaw doesn’t marry Chris Noth’s Mr Big, well not in the first half of the movie and not before beating him senseless with her bouquet of white roses, anyway, but all ends well, if a little less opulent than portrayed initially by the press releases of Carrie and pals all decked out like drag queens at an Elton John concert! But not before the 4 golden girls swan off to Mexico for the ‘honeymoon’ where Carrie insists she’s in ‘Mexicomo’ after Big cancelled the wedding.

Charlotte York played by Kristin Davis produces, from somewhere, a baby, but not before producing another bodily function in full view of Carrie, Samantha and Miranda! Yuk!

Miranda, Cynthia Nixon has enough of living with Steve, David Eigenberg, in the New York borough of Brooklyn and sends him packing after he confesses a stupid one night stand and Samantha, Kim Cattrall, does a bit of a George Clooney and goes solo. Just like George, Samantha discovers she just cant be committed to one person.

Well, that’s about it, but obviously the movie has fashion, shoes, handbags, smutty lines from Samantha and many happy endings.

Oh, and Carrie isn’t the only one to get her ‘Mr Big’, the beautifully colour coordinated Stanford, played by Willie Garson and the moody wedding planner, Anthony Marentino played by Mario Cantone, finally fall in love!

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