There is a higher authority!

And thankfully it has guided rock child, turned celebrity dancer, Kelly Osbourne to turn down an offer by Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine to appear in a nude pictorial.

The normally chunky monkey daughter of, equally chunky Sharon Osbourne and aging rocker Ozzy Osbourne, may have dropped a few pounds for her recent twirl around the floor for Dancing with the Stars, but it’s still not sufficient for Kelly to believe she can show her curves and cellulite off in the pages of a Playboy pictorial.

After Hef’s latest conquests, twins, Karissa and Crystal Harris made a request to the octogenarian to approach Osbourne, saying, “She’s losing weight and she’s blonde now. She looks good. I want to see what she looks like naked,” Hef was somewhat premature when he told Eonline, “Kelly would be happy to pose,” because Kelly has quite categorically stated that she wont be removing her dancing gown anytime soon!

And for that she scores a 10 out of 10 from us all!