Kate Moss strolled through Heathrow airport yesterday, minus her face! Well, her made up face that is. So is she brave? Is she lazy? Or, as is rumoured, is she pregnant?

The photograph of Moss, with boyfriend Jamie Hince, shows a slight bump in her middle and a UK publication noted that she seems fuller in the face.

And is the catwalk queen also suffering with the Paris Hilton lazy eye syndrome? Didn’t we read somewhere that beauty was attributed to a perfectly symmetrical face, like Jaclyn Smith of Charlie’s Angel’s fame?

Well, Moss, 34, brings no credibility to that theory either with the shape of her face shape, the scab on her top lip or her unkempt appearance. 

But anyway, we’re not going with the pregnancy rumours, just a bad fitting top. 

ABB