Well that didn’t take long, did it?

His son, Michael Jackson, hasn’t even been laid to rest (presumably) yet and already old man Joe Jackson, known for being the root cause for his dysfunctional family, has told ABC that Michael’s 11 year old daughter, Paris, might have a future in the entertainment business along with the youngest son, nicknamed Blanket, who “can really dance.”

The three children, which include 12 year old Prince Michael II, have no biological connection to the Man in the Mirror, having been conceived by donated sperm, and 2 of whom were born to Debbie Rowe, Jackson’s short term wife, so Joe’s eye for talent spotting clearly hasn’t progressed any further than it had back in the 1970’s when he forced his children to perform by beating them, still goes no farther than the $$$ signs in his evil little eye’s.

Well lets hope all the children dance off as fast as they can in the opposite direction from the old gargoyle faced tyrant who on all accounts denies that he knew anything of his son’s prescription drug history, and in much the same manner as Mohamed Al Fayed, who still doesn’t accept that Princess Diana and his son Dodi died in ’an accident’, is looking for a ‘conspiracy theory’ and told ABC that he believed “foul play” was involved in his son Michael’s death.

The only ‘foul play’ in Jackson’s life came from being born to the man who beat him as a child, ridiculed his appearance and milked the Thriller star for everything he could while he was alive!

Jackson, who died suddenly on June 25, had a well-known history of using prescription medications, especially painkillers, after his passion for ’doctor shopping’ for drugs.

Cherilyn Lee, a registered nurse who had worked for Jackson, told The Associated Press she repeatedly rejected his demands for the potent anesthetic Diprivan, also known as Propofol.