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August
31st 2007
Doherty & Moss Want to Breed

Posted under celebrities & Kate Moss & Celeb Couples & Pete Doherty

London crack dealers REJOICE! Your two favorite customers are back together!

English supermodel Kate Moss has landed back in the Heroin tracked arms of Babyshambles lead singer, Pete Doherty. The cracked-up couple was spotted at Claridge’s Hotel in England this week, having a canoodling session, according to the New York Daily News.

Since then, the two have been locked up inside a $4,000 hotel suite at the Mayfair Hotel.
It’s fairly surprising news, since Doherty was paid $80,000 by the Daily Mirror for an interview where he called Moss “jealous and suspicious” and “a nasty old rag.”

Aww. She’s his nasty old rag, hag and f*&# buddy! That’s so cute.

Sources tell the Daily Mirror that Moss and Doherty have been discussing marriage and children. They should start their own reality show: When Trainwrecks Breed.

Doherty was arrested for like the SIXTH time last week for YES! You guessed it: DRUG POSSESSION. Not only is Doherty a druggie but he’s also an animal abuser – what a terrific father he’s going to make. Doherty’s cat, Dinger, gave birth to kittens that all were sickly because they had cocaine in their systems.

Just think in 20 years, we’ll have a new little Lindsay Lohan, courtesy of these two messed up stars’ putrid DNA.

Party on!

-Linda Przygodski

One Response to “Doherty & Moss Want to Breed”

  1. filthish on 25 Nov 2007 at 6:47 am #

    I’m British, I’ve lived in the UK all my life and let me just say that I’m sick to death of Pete Doherty.
    He’s more famous for being in trouble for drug possession than he is for his music.

    I listen to alot of Pop, Metal and UK Indie and I’m very upto date with new music thanks to BBC Radio 1.
    But I cant remember the last time I heard one of his songs on TV, on radio or in a club or bar.
    I can’t remember the last time anyone I know ever said anything about his music, good or bad.
    He’s now just a walking tradjedy and an embarrassment to Great Britain.

    It’s a shame that new bands/musicians that are trying really hard to get signed or even to get gigs are having their limelight stolen by this burned-out ego-maniac.

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