If, as we’re lead to believe that super star Michael Jackson grew up with a parent who, constantly displayed a face that showed all the happiness of a rottweiler chewing on a wasp, then it appears that if the three young children who succeed the deceased You Are Not Alone singer, known as Prince Michael, 12, and daughter Paris Michael Katherine, 11 and of course maybe even his third child by an unknown surrogate mother, Blanket, have the unfortunate future of being placed with Debbie Rowe as their mother, then they too will grow up with all the issues and traumatized childhood memories as their father Michael.

Just today as Rowe was approached by the media, whom she has, by merely being associated with The King of Pop brought to her own door, turned on one reporter and threatened him as she considered him to have ‘touched her’. As the reporter asked the 50 year old Rowe, did she think she may make a bid for these ‘geese who could lay golden eggs’ for her on her horse farm, she spitefully turned on the reporter and asked him, ‘do you think you’re about to get a kick in the a$$? Don’t touch me!’ Ahh, the joys of motherly love!

And with a face equally as evil and threatening as that of the Jackson family patriarch, Joe Jackson, Rowe stepped into a waiting car.

With so many mixed messages coming from the Rowe camp and the inability to read exactly what she is seeking by looking in her eyes, due to the spinning $$$$$ signs, it seems only fair that a reporter would ask her the innocuous question.

Speaking, we assume, rather than screaming, to NBC Los Angeles Rowe stated, “I want my children, I am stepping up. I have to. We had an agreement… he didn’t keep his end,” adding that she is grieving for her ex. (we assume she means MJ) Continuing, “It hasn’t been easy. It’s been painful’, speaking out a day after it emerged that she was cut of Jackson’s will. Maybe that was the painful part!

The Cruella De Ville at the center of the custody circus also stated, that although Jackson’s youngest child, Prince Michael II, was born to a surrogate mother, she’d accept custody of the youngest - but didn’t expect a court to go along with her offer.

After handing the children over to Jackson, following the frumpy dental nurse’s first encounter with the bizarre world of Jackson she lives alone breeding horses and dogs. With little evidence of the small fortune she is reputed to have received for effectively becoming America’s most famous surrogate mother, Rowe has, in the past shown more love for her four legged babies than those she bore for Michael.

Her ‘babies’ include several dogs, including one half-wolf, a parrot who shares her bedroom and drinks from her coffee cup, a pair of parakeets and 30 horses - many of them pregnant mares. And with a strange irony in a previous interview Rowe said she finds it hard to give away her foals, stating “I have to send them to a trainer so I can detach myself from them. It stops me becoming too involved.”

I swapped these two for a couple of kids!
Rowe does however intend to partition to keep Michael’s father, Joe Jackson away from the Jackson children whoever finally gets custody of the children, whether it be Katherine, Jackson’s mother, Diana Ross, Rowe herself or maybe some animal trainer!!!!