As if the soaring prices of gasoline would only ever effect the “little people,” Diddy took to his rambling video blog on Wednesday to get a minor irritation off his arguably pimpin’ chest: the amount of chedda he’s been forced to drop on fuel for his luxurious private plane.

So due to the grand loss of said chedda, the hip-hop mogul has decided to travel across the country the old fashioned way.

“Gas prices are too motherf–kin’ high,” Diddy eloquently grumbled into a hand-held while strutting through an unnamed airport. “As you know, I do have my own jet, but I’ve been having to fly back and forth to L.A. pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth twice a month, that’s like $200,000, $250,000 round trip. Fu– that. I’m back on American Airlines.”

Continuing with his bellyaching and apparent ignorance, Diddy added – “I want to give a shout-out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil. If y’all could please send me some oil for my jet, I would truly appreciate it.”

I’m sure it’s at the top of their lists buddy, just as soon as FedEx allows its customers to ship gasoline to a needy loved one.

“Can you believe this, I’m actually flying commercial,” he cackled in disbelief before boarding the aircraft. “That’s how high gas prices are! So I feel you! Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is really happening…”

Join the motherf–kin’ club Diddy, flying coach isn’t exactly our first choice either. Try to look on the bright side: at least you HAVE a private jet, so suck – it –up. To hear the man’s tedious grievance for yourself, check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yh1NHRP3NA and prepare to be amazed!

~Carolyn French~