Having proved that without a script riddled with expletives Eddie Murphy cant act and so with that in mind the 47 year old comic has decided that its time to take his lackluster talent back to the smokey bar rooms of any city venue that is willing to insult its clientele with his style of humour and, return to his stand up routine.

Its not before time, that the potty mouthed actor who has appeared in nearly 50 movies, has come to the conclusion that he cant act!

Murphy even asks the question himself in a recent interview with Contactmusic, read more ....

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Does Heather Mills Know What Booing Means?
Someone shouted ‘no more’ and Heather Mills thought she heard ‘encore’. But she clearly didn’t hear, or didn’t want to hear the booing that accompanied her appearance at the Las Vegas Miss USA 2008 Pageant at which she was a judge.

Mills being selected as a judge begs the question what the hell does she know about beauty pageants and who would rely on her ‘unbalanced’ opinion anyway?

Is Mills merely using her trip to America and the beauty pageant to draw attention to her recent divorce settlement than to the hard working read more ....

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Forget Dr Phil, Dr Ruth or Dr Spock, we can now all learn from Dr Kelly Osbourne as she shares her thoughts on celebrity children. Because of course she has been ‘dragged’ up by the parents from hell and would know all about the difference between good and bad parenting.

Kelly spewed a few pearls for us all when she said, “I respect Gwyneth ­Paltrow because she covers her babies’ faces – she never lets the paparazzi get that picture. I’m not going to put the Spice Girls down, but they took their kids on stage at every single read more ....

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It seems just like yesterday that Victoria and David Beckham made their regal entrance to the world of L.A. glitz and glamour with high hopes of conquering the Hollywood celebrity scene but already the penny has dropped with Posh Spice that she’s not cut out for life in the American spotlight.

With her haughty stance, Victoria has gained little respect or adoration from other A-Listers among the Beverly Hills set and for her, being on the spotlight has meant nothing but ridicule.

Apart from an extremely brief appearance on Ugly Betty, Victoria has struggled to make her presence felt and read more ....

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Wasn’t it Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams who sang, ‘Guess its over, time to call it a day…..?’ Well that’s the advice The Spice Girls should take as they toddle off into the sunset and before they ever consider mounting another reunion tour for which there is no demand!

It’s a bit like trying to rekindle a ‘dead in the water’ relationship, the soufflé just wont rise twice!

But reunions seem the be the fashion lately, we have Take That with Gary Barlow and Mark Owen reuniting and, to their credit, pulling it off with great success and an read more ....

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Victoria Beckham may just be one of the luckiest women on the face of the planet. Not only is she married to the hottest man alive but her children happen to be the most adorable in all of Hollywood. But it is her youngest son Cruz that has been causing a youtube frenzy as of late.

While the Spice Girls tour was winding down little Cruz has become a celebrity on the rise. As previously seen throughout blogosphere, he has been performing his own one man show right in the middle of their stadium tour. His break dancing skills read more ....

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How long did it take?

They have been on tour since November 2007 and less than three months later it transpires the five spices cant stand the site of each other.

The situation between Posh Spice, Baby Spice, Sporty Spice, Ginger Spice and Scary Spice has escalated to such an unbearable stage that they can no longer even stay in the same hotel.

‘They usually stay in the same hotel, but that’s changed,” the Mirror quoted an insider as saying.

The last part of their Canadian tour has seen the girls staying in separate hotels and with the bad read more ....

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Yesterday we were invited to share in the ’euphoric’ news that Matthew McConaughey and his 22 year old Brazilian girlfriend, Camila Alves had reached a milestone in their ‘one year’ relationship with the announcement of a pending birth and today we’re all down in the doldrums again with the knowledge that Eddie Murphy’s two week old ‘marriage’ to Tracey Edmonds has folded.

Following their oh so romantic, symbolic union on the tropical island of Bora Bora the couple have decided to just remain ‘good friends.’ Couldn’t they have figured out two weeks ago that they were ‘just good friends?’

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Remember these lyrics from The Spice Girls? Prophetic or what?

The race is on to get out of the bottom,
The top is high so your roots are forgotten,
Giving is good as long as you’re getting,
What’s driving you it’s ambition and betting,
I said who do you think you are?
You’re swelling out in the wrong direction,
You’ve got the bug, superstar you’ve been bitten,
Your trumpet’s blowing for far too long,
Playing the snake of the ladder, but you’re wrong.

Who exactly does Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, really think she is?

Who does she think she read more ....

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I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

Not since Richard Harris put pen to paper and sang about some idiot who left a cake out in the rain, (Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ’cause it took so long to bake it and I’ll never have that recipe again — oh no!”) has there been such a complete load of spaced out garbage put together and released in the name of musical art!

The lyrics to Spears’ latest release resemble a badly put together press release for read more ....

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