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November
14th 2007
The New Rules: Part II (Including #2. Foods that are healthy should be be orally ingested, not injected intravenously)

Posted under Free for All & Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears & Reese Witherspoon & Celeb Couples & Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt & Demi Moore & Dina Lohan & The New Rules & Ryan Phillipe

We had so much fun with our New Rules List last week - here are a few more to add to the list. Celebs everywhere take note!

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1. In Touch Weekly is claiming that Zahara Jolie-Pitt, one of our favorite adopted hyphanits, may be taken away from parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie because her family in Africa wants her back. New Rule: Once your kid winds up in a third world orphanage and is adopted by super-rich celebrities all bets are off. As we learned with Madonna’s baby buying scandal, no one is willing to return for store read more ....

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November
7th 2007
The New Rules (Including Rule #4: All former child stars should pose naked)

Posted under Free for All & Britney Spears & Madonna & The Backstreet Boys & The Spice Girls & Heather Mills & Vanessa Williams & Shia LaBeouf & Dakota Fanning & Star Jones & Bill Maher & The New Rules

In the tradition of Bill Maher’s “new rules,” which you won’t be seeing soon due to the current writer’s strike, we’ve decided to create some rules of our own.

Britney Spears

Rule #1:
If you talk about how much you hate Britney Spears at least once a day you must admit that deep down inside you love her.

The Hills

Rule #2:
Those who believe the MTV reality show The Hills is an unscripted documentary series should be forced to watch the raw footage on a loop during the entire course of writer’s strike take by contrived under emotional take.

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Rule #3:
Heather Mills read more ....

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