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November
7th 2007
The New Rules (Including Rule #4: All former child stars should pose naked)

Posted under Free for All & Britney Spears & Madonna & The Backstreet Boys & The Spice Girls & Heather Mills & Vanessa Williams & Shia LaBeouf & Dakota Fanning & Star Jones & Bill Maher & The New Rules

In the tradition of Bill Maher’s “new rules,” which you won’t be seeing soon due to the current writer’s strike, we’ve decided to create some rules of our own.

Britney Spears

Rule #1:
If you talk about how much you hate Britney Spears at least once a day you must admit that deep down inside you love her.

The Hills

Rule #2:
Those who believe the MTV reality show The Hills is an unscripted documentary series should be forced to watch the raw footage on a loop during the entire course of writer’s strike take by contrived under emotional take.

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Rule #3:
Heather Mills read more ....

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August
9th 2007
Backstreet’s…Back?

Posted under celebrities & music & The Backstreet Boys & Nick Carter

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If you think The Spice Girls reunion tour is a horrific blast-from-the-past, then hang on to your fedora. The former boy-band sensation The Backstreet Boys is making a comeback.
Yes, we’re serious.

As if it could get any funnier, the boys men seem to think they can successfully pull-off a sixth album with a missing member. Kevin Richardson (the tall dark handsome one) refuses to take part in the train wreck, which is probably better anyway. How ridiculous would it be for a 36-year-old father to have 13-year-olds drooling over him?

Speaking of age, the remaining “boys” aren’t much younger. read more ....

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