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Personally, I think everyone should leave Britney alone! I sound like a crazy vlog done by Chris Crocker but seriously…the girl needs to gather herself…

…and it only seems to be getting worse by the second.

Screw the battle of the “helpfuls” between Sam Lutfi, Mama Spears, and Kevin Federline…now the celebrities are putting in their two cents and trying to offer Britney Spears some serious advice.

Ana Ortiz, actress who plays on Ugly Betty, offered the following words of wisdom to the fallen star: Just take it easy…get out of LA! We’ll take you back, we promise!

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Once-upon-a-time celebrity cutie Ethan Hawke is set to have his third child…

And get this (this is what makes my job so much easier and well…entertaining), the girl he knocked up is his long-time girlfriend/ex-nanny Ryan Shawhughes.

Mucho downgrade from Uma Thurman, no?

Hawke already has two rugrats…think he’s ready for one more? By the look of his pictures, I’d say not so much.

-Joseph F

Find out who else is preggers!

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Okay, the weekend may be over but the dirt is still lingering folks.

Did you know that The Hills bombshell Lauren Conrad’s ex-boy toy, Brody Jenner, was seen with a new flavor of the week? Yeah, he got over Conrad pretty fast and flocked straight to morgue-ridden Lindsay Lohan.Â

In my opinion, that’s a major downgrade!

Sources told People that the two most unlikely people ever to be caught dead with each other were seen canoodling in good ‘ol NYC. People.com says that the pair were spotted “all over each other” at Beatrice Inn. They stayed about 30 minutes read more ....

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Ex-head case Owen Wilson was spotted in LA taking a dipperoo. Brrr, anyone feel cold?

He’s back from his New Year’s trip to Hawaii…apparently he went with Woody Harrelson. It sounds like they’re quite the BFF…how cute! They go on man-dates.

Going for quick dips in the ocean seems to be Wilson’s routine lately…perhaps he’s still clearing his head from his past traumatic experience. They say that water is symbolic of purification. Maybe he’s also trying to get the skank from Kate Hudson off of his person. Ouch.

Anywho, if you miss the beak-nosed actor, he’ll be back on the read more ....

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Yes, Reese Witherspoon and hottie-mc-hott/ex-”cowboy” Jake Gyllenhaal were seen canoodling again. This time it was over some bacon n’ eggs.

The two were seen leaving a little ‘ol place in LA the other day and they were allll smiles. I guess it was a breakfast with a happy ending…or about to be? Nevermind…

Witherspoon then proceeded to chuck some change a homeless woman’s way. Aww, celebrities really are human.

-Joseph F

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What does Spencer Pratt have to do in order to walk down the aisle with Heidi Montag?

Well, I can come up with a few things, but here’s what the little lady wants before actually saying “I do!”

Heidi says that Spencer needs to start acting like a man instead of a little boy. Ouch! Buying an old-school arcade game and painting the walls in a totally wacked-out manner as “surprises” is kind of childish… soo, I see where Heidi is coming from.

Spencer is working on being a better boyfriend, sources say.

-Joseph F

Check out Heidi and Spencer’s read more ....

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Yes, the world’s most disgustingly adorable couple (okay, right behind Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt) is back in action.

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are back in the East and wasting absolutely no time while spending beautious days in good ‘ol NYC with their daughter, Violet.

It looks like Benny-boy has more energy than ever…after all, it does take a lot of energy to run back and forth with a little tot all day!

I wonder what kind of projects the Affleck family will produce in 2008. Welcome back, kids!

-Joseph F

Check out Jen doing this old school dance! read more ....

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The Hills equivalence of Cruella De Ville, Heidi Montag, was caught with her (we think) boyfriend / fiancee Spencer Pratt; the two were snapped in these “candid” pics by photogs in Los Cabos, Mexico.

The “couple” (if you can call them that) was on a happy and merry vacation. What were they celebrating, one week of not arguing?!

If you think for one second that the pics weren’t planned out, then well…sorry, I can’t help you!

-Joseph F

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I know, I know, I got my panties in a twist too when I read the headline on PageSix.com. The reality babester turned fashionista wannabe, Lauren Conrad, is calling it quits…she’s hiking to the “Hollywood flats”…not…I repeat not from The Hills reality show!

Conrad has been shopping around like it nobody’s business for a new humble abode for about a year now; she finally found her “Barbie Dream House.” It sounds like MTV is kickin’ her a$$ to the curb ‘cuz they’re sick of paying for her lavish lifestyle, but whatevs.

A realtor told PageSix.com, “The house is beautiful read more ....

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Very preggers Jennifer Lopez has it all…the record deal, a perfume line, owns most of the fashion world, and now she’s got a bun in the oven. Great! But will she return to work once the rug-rats pops out? The word buzzing around on Jenny’s block is saying “not so much.”

Jenny opens up to Harper’s Bazaar about her pregnancy, the secrecy, and how she handles media scrutiny, says Hollyscoop.com. I think she needs to just get used to the fact that any kind publicity is good publicity.

“I do realize people want to know [about the pregnancy] because read more ....

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