Chelsy shows her royal skills!

As is her wont, the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II passes her opinion on just about all the acquaintances, friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands or wives of all four of her royal off spring. As we saw with her eventual dislike of Princess Diana and Sarah Ferguson and later Camilla Parker Bowles, Ma’am can very often make or break a relationship.

Of late Queenie has had a bit of a gripe about Prince William’s girlfriend, Kate Middleton, asking the question, what exactly is her line of work and suggesting she make herself useful in read more ....

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The man who, on occasions has been seen playing the fool either dressed as a Pharaoh or while putting himself under fire from the comic interviewer, Ali G, AKA Sasha Baron Cohen, is in fact a monster in disguise.

We could be lead to believe that this man’s rantings about the conspiracy that killed his son Dodi Al Fayed and Princess Diana were born out of grief for his dead son. But not so.

Mohamed Al Fayed has been prone to a life of falsehoods and lies from the get go, finding it hard to distinguish between fantasy and read more ....

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When the Brits make a film, they really make a film! Take Four Weddings and A Funeral with Hugh Grant, made on a shoe string but grossing millions at the box office. Then there was Nottinghill again with Hugh and his love interest Julia Roberts and the Full Monty starring Robert Carlyle. But now there’s an English nugget that shouldn’t be missed, Bank Job. If the Americans, and more precisely New Yorkers think they have a scandal unraveling before their very eyes in the misappropriate behaviour of ex Governor Eliot Spitzer, then take a look at what the British read more ....

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Gone are the days of the playboy Prince, Prince Andrew, but he still commands quite a dashing figure even when under fire from a US CNN reporter.

At the end of his 10 day tour of the United States, Prince Andrew, 47, took time to visit Atlanta, Georgia, and with his entourage spent time at the CNN studios where he answered questions about his remarks last week regarding the US’s invasion of Iraq.

Two weeks ago the Prince suggested that the US could have learned some lessons from England on aggressive behaviour and read more ....

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After years of courting both the British people, the British authorities and even the British Royal family, Mohamed El Fayed, the owner of the luxury London department store, Harrods, has really made a great impression on the British today which in no way will increase his chances of obtaining a British Passport.

If you cant get your son, Dodi, married off to a British Royal Princess, Princess Diana, or you cant prove that your son made the afore mentioned Princess pregnant, go public with your feelings about the British Royal family.

1. Refer to Queen Elizabeth II, and her read more ....

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The ever entrepreneurial Richard Branson has taken air travel to another level today with the unveiling of two crafts which he says could take the first tourists into space. Not only is he Knight of the British Empire,as bestowed on him by Queen Elizabeth II, he now wants to be a Knight of the Solar System!

Space, as we all know from William Shatner’s voyages as Captain Kirk,� is the final frontier, where Branson intends to go to ’seek out new life and new civilizations and to boldly go where no man has gone before!’ Beam him up read more ....

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Look up ’dignified’, ’respectable’, ‘descent’ ‘talented’ and ‘magnanimous’ in the dictionary and here’s what you’ll see…

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Look up ‘greedy’, ‘gold digging’, ‘conniving’, ‘money grabbing’ and ‘revengeful’ and here’s what you will definitely see……

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How much can one has been porn actress, shop lifting, sponging, one legged maggot be worth? Well, clearly it’s more than $101 million. McCartney wants to include in the divorce settlement a clause that restricts Mills speaking to anyone about their marriage and probably screwing more money out of the tabloids!

After more than eight hours in a courtroom last Thursday, Sir Paul McCartney still read more ....

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Heir to the throne William and socialite Kate Middleton have recently rekindled their flame…and now they’re off to Scotland’s Balmoral Castle, the private residence of the 81 year-old queen Elizabeth. Sounds like grandma really knows how to take a load off.

Middleton, 25, has been asked to spend an October weekend weekend with William’s claim to fame, the queen.

“Meeting with the queen means one thing: a talk about possibly becoming William’s wife,” sources say.

Since the star-crossed lovers have gotten back together this past summer (they broke it off in April), it seems like it’s been nothing but a read more ....

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Time to Move On Mr Pharaoh!

In the ten years since the death of Princess Diana in Paris on August 31^st 1997, the world has experienced, and recovered from, the bombings of the United States embassy in Dar es Salaam, the war in Kosovo, Terrorist Attacks on the World Trade Center in New York City, the Tony Blair government in the United Kingdom, the Michael Jackson trial, the end of Friends, the Tsunami in South East Asia and almost 8 years of the George W Bush administration, so why, oh why can’t the ‘Phoney Pharaoh‘, Mr Mohamed Al-Fayed, just suck read more ....

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