Obama’s going to be kicking off a new season of SNL this weekend - it’ll be his second appearance on the program - and it’ll be a star-studded night for the show!  Also scheduled to appear is Olympic gold medal-winning swimmer Michael Phelps.

Obama was initially on the show almost two years ago,  making a cameo during an opening skit about a Halloween party at Hillary Clinton’s house, where she was portrayed as the presumptive president. As it turned out, Obama defeated Clinton to get the nomination and we doubt either would show up to the other’s Halloween party now, read more ....

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The National Enquirer, or Enquirer, is not the best point of reference for breaking news or anything that, in most instances, vaguely resembles the truth. Stand at any checkout and read the headlines such as, ‘Foot Reflexology and Princess Diana’ or ‘CLINTON MISTRESS REVEALED’ appertaining to Bill Clinton having an affair in June 2008, but their most recent revelation has been viewed by most media outlets to be so sensitive that no one but Fox News have entertained mentioning it.

In July, the Enquirer ran an article on its website claiming to have caught former Democrat presidential hopeful John Edwards and read more ....

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What exactly do the American’s expect from their politicians?

When Bill Clinton was caught red handed, and somewhat red faced having had ‘sexual relations’ with Monica Lewinsky, the guy dressed it up and sugar coated it every which way he could to make the public believe he ‘had not had sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky’.

Then suddenly when Bill’s wife Hillary Clinton starts telling it like it is, she’s damned. Did she really speak out of turn when she referred to the June 1968 assassination of Robert F Kennedy while she was campaigning in South Dakota on read more ....

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Is it the sound of the death rattle we’re hearing from the Hillary Clinton camp or just the soft purrrr of certain success?

Although the pundits and commentators may be signaling an end to the Clinton campaign following the very narrow margin with which she secured Indiana last week, Hillary herself continues to pursued voters that she is the person, the woman, for the job as Leader of the Free World.

Strategically speaking, Hills has only two roads open to her in her pursuit of the White House, the most crucial, is to strike a deal which would see read more ....

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 Hillary Clinton, Indiana Wants Me!!!!!

Remember that 1970’s hit by Toronto born singer songwriter R Dean Taylor, ‘Indiana Wants Me?’ Well that certainly seems to be the unexpected song that Hillary Clinton should be singing after her very marginal win on May 6^th in the state of Indiana against her Democratic opponent, Barrack Obama.

The excruciatingly late voting which came in from the most North Westerly county in Indiana eventually made Hills the lady of the ‘Lake County‘.

Hills and Obama duet, ‘Never Can Say Goodbye!’

But right now, both Hills and Barack are singing the same old song read more ....

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Senator Barack Obama took the tiny island of Guam by a landslide victory of……..7 votes.

Bet that’s really pissed Hills off for the weekend! Oh, what’s a girl to do???

Shout, ‘hanging chads!’

ABB

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With no visible means of defense, a tin helmet, a flack jacket, a M249 machine gun, General Petraeus went before the Senate Armed Services Committee hearing today on Capitol Hill to answer questions on his current position on the war in Iraq.

Facing an almost equal attack to those he has faced in the past 6 months in Iraq, Petraeus found himself being fired at from all sides from Senator Edward Kennedy and Senator Hillary Clinton but taking a little breather with the verbal support he received from John McCain.
The senior commander of multinational forces in Iraq warned read more ....

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STOP PRESS: Simon Cowell has a Heart!

Wow! When Simon Cowell takes a liking to you, you really are left in no doubt about how he feels!

Simon has reportedly spent $5 million dollars of his own money to buy Leona Lewis, who is currently riding high at the number one position on the Bill Board charts, a mansion in Beverly Hills.

Britain’s Sunday People newspaper reported, “Simon thinks she is absolutely amazing so he wanted to treat her,“ He’s so pleased with how hard she works and what a massive success she’s become. He sees a bright future read more ....

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Its true, I tell you, Pitt is my bro!

Be careful what you wish for, it may come true! That’s exactly what has happened to Barack Obama. So many times he has ‘bragged’ of his family tree including the gun toting Dick Cheney and has probably wished that he had more relatives in high places who’s names he could drag out at just about every campaign venue he attends.

But the news is not all good in that direction for Barack as it now transpires that he may be related to not only Dick but George too. That would read more ....

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Now lets see, when was the last time you came under enemy fire? Its that hard to recall isn’t it? Unless of course if it never actually happened.

Loss of memory seems to be the most recent problem facing the former First Lady, Hillary Clinton. Did it happen or is she having a senior moment? You know the kind, when granddad tells you he was on at least six war ships that sank during the assault on Dunkirk in the 1940’s and in reality the only boat he has ever sunk is a gravy boat in the washing up read more ....

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