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October
29th 2008
Barack Obama Lays Hands on Water!

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Barack Obama

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Today, as Barack Obama preached yet another (yawn) sermon on the mounting problems the country is facing under the Republican President George W Bush, and telling his apostles just how he’s going to create heaven on earth for the American people WHEN he becomes president, some poor sod couldn’t take the crap any longer and keeled over.


So what did the Messiah do? He threw a bottle of water out to an ENT official in the crowd to administer to the patient.
 What use would that be?
Once Obama has laid hands on it, wont it have turned into read more ....

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July
12th 2008
Tony Snow Loses His Fight With Cancer

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Tony SNow

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One of the best loved White House Press Secretaries in recent years, Tony Snow, has lost his battle with colon cancer.

Tony’s early years were spent as a political writer and journalist before he took over as the voice of U.S. President George Bush’s administration in 2006.

Snow had been fighting cancer for several years. Doctors had removed his colon in 2005 after he was diagnosed with cancer. He then underwent six months of chemotherapy.

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George W Bush had become a close friend of Tony’s and released a statement saying, ‘All of us here at the White House will read more ....

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May
12th 2008
Trojan Horse at Jenna Bush’s Wedding?

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Barack Obama & Jenna Bush

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When George W Bush’s daughter made the decision to take her wedding vows at the President’s ranch in Crawford it was also decided that The Rev. Kirbyjon Caldwell would preside over the ceremony.

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Not such a big deal one would suppose! But look at the dear old Rev. a little closer and we find that he has actually endorsed Democratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

When asked in an interview, ‘Do you feel a sense of responsibility as a spiritual guide for the President? Caldwell answered, ‘To the extent that the President has reached out to me I am extremely read more ....

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April
22nd 2008
George W Bush Makes His Best Moves

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush

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Some might say, just as Nero fiddled while Rome burned, George W Bush dances while New Orleans sinks, troops die and the economy plummets!

But love him or hate him, you have to look at his dancing techniques (which seem to include his facial movements too) and say, ‘bless him’!

Hosting his fourth and final North American Leader’s Summit on Monday and Tuesday in New Orleans, George couldn’t resist putting on his dancing shoes, first tapping the toes … then shrugging his shoulder to the beat and finally the hoola hands where waving unceremoniously around while he was being read more ....

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March
25th 2008
John McCain: The King and I!

Posted under Free for All & Madonna & Brad Pitt & George w Bush & Hillary Clinton & Celine Dion & Barack Obama & John McCain & Laura Bush & Alanis Morissette & Camilla Parker Bowles

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Its true, I tell you, Pitt is my bro!

Be careful what you wish for, it may come true! That’s exactly what has happened to Barack Obama. So many times he has ‘bragged’ of his family tree including the gun toting Dick Cheney and has probably wished that he had more relatives in high places who’s names he could drag out at just about every campaign venue he attends.

But the news is not all good in that direction for Barack as it now transpires that he may be related to not only Dick but George too. That would read more ....

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March
25th 2008
Dont Monkey With George W Bush’s Zip Code!

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush

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Don’t you just hate it when your mail has the wrong zip code on it and it goes missing? Or even worse when it ends up at the wrong address? Well you’re not alone. It can even happen to a President!

George W Bush not only accidentally put the wrong zip code on a consignment of four non-nuclear parts for intercontinental ballistic missiles, but should actually have sent helipcopter batteries, and what’d’ya know, they ended up in Taiwan.

What a bummer!

ABB

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March
24th 2008
‘Ears to You George W Bush!

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Bill Clinton & Eliot Spitzer

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Bill Clinton did it, Eliot Spitzer did it, but they at least kept their love affairs a little more private than the current leader of the free world, George W Bush.

The man who holds world peace in his hands, was showing us all that he has his finger firmly on the pulse of world affairs this Easter weekend as he made out with his new love interest while the death toll in the Iraqi war rose to 4,000.

Shortly after the snappers spotted Georgie he disappeared down a rabbit hole hotly pursued by a lady called Alice!

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March
4th 2008
Wake Up George W Bush, The USA is Under Attack!

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Bill Clinton & Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama & John McCain

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Reading makes a country great! Really???

The latest attempt to bolster support in their election bids has seen all three candidates, running for the White House in the 2008 Presidential election campaign, releasing commercials asking the scaremongering question, who would you want to answer the phone at the White House at 3 am in the morning if a world crisis was about to, or had erupted?

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Now lets think! John McCain? At his age he may have impaired hearing, if not in both ears, at least in one, But, still there’s a chance he would answer the phone read more ....

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January
21st 2008
Manic Monday: Perez Picks on Pammy, Britney Bars Her BF (Maybe), Gweneth’s A-Ok, and more

Posted under Free for All & Britney Spears & Gwyneth Paltrow & Perez Hilton & George w Bush & Pamela Anderson & Dr Phil & Josh Brolin

This weekend in celebrity news (in case you missed any of the juicy bits):

pamela_anderson.jpgPerez Hilton continued his stupid tirade against Pamela Anderson for “no longer being pregnant,” while he eats pickles and ice cream carrying around an extra 40 pounds just for the hell of it.

Britney Spears may or may not have filed a restraining order against paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. In other news Britney told a bum that he was better off being homeless than being her. The bum responded by thinking that his underwear was probably cleaner.

Dr Phil defends his visit to Britney’s hospital room. read more ....

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November
20th 2007
Spot the Turkey! Wrong! Its the One on The Right!

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush

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A turkey……..and a bird with white feathers!

Now being a Brit, I appreciate that a lot of the pomp and ceremony that goes with the British Royal family, Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles and all the other hangers-on, can seem a little strange to the Americans, but in fairness its all steeped in thousands and thousands of years of ceremonial history.

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Ya’ll have a good holiday in Disneyland now, Turkey!

But how on earth does anyone justify George W Bush, President of the United States, Leader of the Free World and Commander in Chief of the read more ....

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