Archive for the 'George w Bush' Category

May
1st 2009
Was Joe Biden Really The ‘Change’ America Wanted?

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & joe biden & arack obama

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When George W Bush made his many famous verbal faux pas, it was pretty much a forgone conclusion that no one, not even a White House spokesperson would understand him therefore no explanation was required in an effort to unravel his ramblings. Meaningless twoddle such as, ‘Over the long term, the most effective way to conserve energy is by using energy more efficiently‘. Or maybe, ‘The fact that he relies on facts–says things that are not factual–are going to undermine his campaign’ or even, ‘But if you’ve been laid off work, you’re 100 percent unemployed, and I worry about read more ....

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April
13th 2009
Barack Obama Should Be In The Dog House!

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Barack Obama & Edward Kennedy & michelle obama

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There’s yet another black attack dog in The White House!

Yes, before anyone jumps to conclusions, George W Bush had a black-haired Scottish terrier named Barney who was accused of attacking a reporter while residing in The White House!

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And now, Barack Obama has kept his promise (well part of it, he didn’t actually acquire his new dog from a shelter as he professed he would during the November elections) and bestowed a thoroughbred 6 month old Portuguese water dog upon his two daughters, Malia and Sasha, donated to the family by millionaire (well, that’s close enough to a read more ....

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January
6th 2009
Tony Blair: The Puppy Gets His Reward From Geroge W Bush

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They’re still in bed together! Even after Tony Blair was ousted as the UK’s Prime Minister in favour of Gordon Brown, it didn’t stop George W Bush from maintaining his allegiance to the beleaguered Brit.

Blair took the UK into the war with Iraq following the attack on the Twin Towers on September 11th 2001 by Islamic terrorists, and based on Bush’s allegations of Saddam Hussein’s possession of weapons or mass destruction. Blair’s decision finally led to his downfall in his home country but in George W’ublya’s eye’s Tony is still worth a special recommendation, and that’s just what read more ....

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December
26th 2008
Wanted: Osama Bin Laden Vanity Plates!

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Barack Obama & osama bin laden

getosama plates.jpg We all want to see either George W Bush’s administration or the incoming government of Barack Obama, track down and bring to justice the man who cowardly hides behind the bombings of the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center, Osama Bin Laden.

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But one patriotic citizen who still believes we live in a country with freedom of speech has taken his part in the crusade to the front………and rear of his car.

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Retired New York police officer, Arno Herwerth ordered himself cherished plates in 2007 as a reminder, to both himself and the nation, of that fateful day on read more ....

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October
29th 2008
Barack Obama Lays Hands on Water!

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Barack Obama

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Today, as Barack Obama preached yet another (yawn) sermon on the mounting problems the country is facing under the Republican President George W Bush, and telling his apostles just how he’s going to create heaven on earth for the American people WHEN he becomes president, some poor sod couldn’t take the crap any longer and keeled over.


So what did the Messiah do? He threw a bottle of water out to an ENT official in the crowd to administer to the patient.
 What use would that be?
Once Obama has laid hands on it, wont it have turned into read more ....

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July
12th 2008
Tony Snow Loses His Fight With Cancer

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Tony SNow

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One of the best loved White House Press Secretaries in recent years, Tony Snow, has lost his battle with colon cancer.

Tony’s early years were spent as a political writer and journalist before he took over as the voice of U.S. President George Bush’s administration in 2006.

Snow had been fighting cancer for several years. Doctors had removed his colon in 2005 after he was diagnosed with cancer. He then underwent six months of chemotherapy.

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George W Bush had become a close friend of Tony’s and released a statement saying, ‘All of us here at the White House will read more ....

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May
12th 2008
Trojan Horse at Jenna Bush’s Wedding?

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush & Barack Obama & Jenna Bush

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When George W Bush’s daughter made the decision to take her wedding vows at the President’s ranch in Crawford it was also decided that The Rev. Kirbyjon Caldwell would preside over the ceremony.

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Not such a big deal one would suppose! But look at the dear old Rev. a little closer and we find that he has actually endorsed Democratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

When asked in an interview, ‘Do you feel a sense of responsibility as a spiritual guide for the President? Caldwell answered, ‘To the extent that the President has reached out to me I am extremely read more ....

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April
22nd 2008
George W Bush Makes His Best Moves

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Some might say, just as Nero fiddled while Rome burned, George W Bush dances while New Orleans sinks, troops die and the economy plummets!

But love him or hate him, you have to look at his dancing techniques (which seem to include his facial movements too) and say, ‘bless him’!

Hosting his fourth and final North American Leader’s Summit on Monday and Tuesday in New Orleans, George couldn’t resist putting on his dancing shoes, first tapping the toes … then shrugging his shoulder to the beat and finally the hoola hands where waving unceremoniously around while he was being read more ....

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March
25th 2008
John McCain: The King and I!

Posted under Free for All & Madonna & Brad Pitt & George w Bush & Hillary Clinton & Celine Dion & Barack Obama & John McCain & Laura Bush & Alanis Morissette & Camilla Parker Bowles

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Its true, I tell you, Pitt is my bro!

Be careful what you wish for, it may come true! That’s exactly what has happened to Barack Obama. So many times he has ‘bragged’ of his family tree including the gun toting Dick Cheney and has probably wished that he had more relatives in high places who’s names he could drag out at just about every campaign venue he attends.

But the news is not all good in that direction for Barack as it now transpires that he may be related to not only Dick but George too. That would read more ....

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March
25th 2008
Dont Monkey With George W Bush’s Zip Code!

Posted under Free for All & George w Bush

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Don’t you just hate it when your mail has the wrong zip code on it and it goes missing? Or even worse when it ends up at the wrong address? Well you’re not alone. It can even happen to a President!

George W Bush not only accidentally put the wrong zip code on a consignment of four non-nuclear parts for intercontinental ballistic missiles, but should actually have sent helipcopter batteries, and what’d’ya know, they ended up in Taiwan.

What a bummer!

ABB

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