Archive for the 'Janet Jackson' Category

May
29th 2008
The Other Wacko Jacko On Tour! Janet Jackson This Time!

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If anyone’s interested or even remembers the other Wacko Jacko of the Jackson family who never quite made the grade, Janet Jackson, has today announced the start of her tour which she has named after one of brother Michael‘s song hooks, the Rock Withcu tour!. Now there’s a bit of coat tail hanging!

Make a note in your diaries, September 20th 2008 and she has chosen to inflict herself on the poor people of Vancouver, Canada as she kicks off the tour!

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It’s the first time in several years that Janet has been on tour. Guess we all needed read more ....

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March
12th 2008
Invasion of the Jacksons! That Would be Janet & Michael Jackson

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson & The Jacksons

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What Has England Done to Deserve This? Michael Jackson & Co.

Hasn’t England got enough problems with rising gas prices, council tax hikes, hurricane force winds, flagging NHS and a Labour government?

Now the poor unsuspecting people of England are facing the threat of the invasion of The Jacksons as Tito Jackson makes offers on two different properties on the south coast of England, in Devon.

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Tito states, “It makes sense for me to find a home in this country that I, my brothers and sisters, and family can come to. We hope it will be a family hideaway read more ....

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February
26th 2008
Janet Jackson Brings up the Rear (so to speak!)

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Just in case The Jackson family’s main man has failed to please in the past week with the release of his re-hashed extended, 25th-anniversary edition of the “Thriller” album, sister Janet Jackson is standing in the wings to re-ignite the Jackson fire.

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Janet’s Discipline album was released on Monday which sees a female-voiced computer buddy named Keilico sets up several fantasy scenes that Janet inhabits in song, although they’re a lot more explicitly sexual than any her bro would broadcast to the world.

Reports from the media state that most amazingly, when Janet moves her voice into its upper read more ....

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February
15th 2008
Got “Feedback” For Miss Jackson?

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson


Although this is one of a gagillion remixes of Janet Jackson’s new song, “Feedback,” the video is real!

It’s quite futuristic and somewhat different from anything she’s ever done in the past. The only thing that may come remotely close is when she teamed up with her bro Michael Jackson to do “Scream.”Â

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Yeah, that was quite interesting as well…to say the least.

Anywho, Janet’s a little nasty girl…have you listened to the lyrics closely? She even admitted on E! that it had very high sexual content and she didn’t even bat an eye. Oh my, Miss Jackson if ya read more ....

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December
24th 2007
Janet Jackson and Her ‘Seasonal’ Family

Posted under Free for All & justin timberlake & Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson & Christmas

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The one Jackson family member who seems to have managed to lead a reasonably ‘scandal’ free life, Janet Jackson, has once again re-invented herself with the new single “Feedback’ to rave reviews, and a pending new album, as yet unnamed.

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With a brother, Michael Jackson, who is totally ‘seasonal’ as everyone’s favourite complete ‘fruitcake‘, a younger sister who is also a Christmas favourite as ‘crackers’ and a brother who would do anything to be in the limelight from reality TV shows to bogus press releases, Jermaine Jackson, who is ‘nuts’, Janet actually comes out ahead of the whole read more ....

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December
21st 2007
Get It While It’s Hott: Janet’s New Single!

Posted under Free for All & Janet Jackson & new music


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Janet Jackson is ba-ack! This song has what it takes to bring Ms. Jackson to the top of the charts once again…with afro-drum beats and a whole lotta bass, we expect this single to be the hottest thing since wonder bread!

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Looky here for brother Jacko’s pics!

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December
7th 2007
Creepy Celebrity Demands

Posted under Free for All & Madonna & Jennifer Lopez & Robbie Williams & Paul McCartney & Elton John & Diddy & Prince & Mariah Carey & David Hasselhoff & Marilyn Manson & Barbra Streisand & Sammy Davis Jr. & Janet Jackson

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Scroll down to find out who demands a bald, toothless hooker and who needs the most hundreds of towels.

Sir Paul McCartney is a talent way beyond his years… this Beatle still sells albums like whoa. How does he do it? I haven’t the slightest clue! (Oh wait, he’s a sell-out and works with Starbucks…)

What I DO know is that he is one of many celebrities who are off their rockers when it comes to on-the-road demands, according to The Little Red Riders Book: The Backstage Requests Of Rock ‘n’ Roll’s Most Famous Artists.

For instance, McCartney NEEDS a read more ....

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