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Once-upon-a-time celebrity cutie Ethan Hawke is set to have his third child…

And get this (this is what makes my job so much easier and well…entertaining), the girl he knocked up is his long-time girlfriend/ex-nanny Ryan Shawhughes.

Mucho downgrade from Uma Thurman, no?

Hawke already has two rugrats…think he’s ready for one more? By the look of his pictures, I’d say not so much.

-Joseph F

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