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December
4th 2007
Nicole and Joel: Do Gooders

Posted under Free for All & Nicole Richie & Celeb Couples & Joel Madden & celebuspawn watch

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Celebrity kids just have all the luck – and all the charitable foundations.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s future offspring will enter this world the namesake to the RichieMadden Foundation. The couple hosted a surprise baby shower Monday for 100 expectant mothers at the Los Angeles Free Clinic in Hollywood.

They handed out over $200,000 worth of gifts to the less fortunate Moms-to-be: “The looks on their faces were priceless,” Richie told reporters after the shower. “Some of them didn’t even believe us [when they saw the gifts]. They thought we were read more ....

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November
29th 2007
Christina Aguilera Pulls a Demi Moore

Posted under Free for All & Demi Moore & Christina Aguilera & celebuspawn watch

Remember when it was shocking to see a naked pregnant woman on the cover of a magazine?

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Doesn’t this cover of Demi Moore look positively sedate compared to Christina Aguilera’s saucy preggy poses for Marie Claire?

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Work that belly, girlfriend!

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November
26th 2007
RIP: Britney Spears

Posted under Free for All & Britney Spears & Kevin Federline & celebuspawn watch

britney_spears_pregnant.jpgBritney Spears can’t even take care of her own children, so what’s a girl to do? Adopt Chinese twins, of course!

That’s right, according to OK! magazine, the pop trainwreck has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon.

This comes on the heels of husband Kevin Federline being granted full custody of their two children, Jayden James and Sean Preston.

Brit is allegedly attempting to adopt two six-year-old boys from China. Maybe she thinks that she will be able to drive with them.

She read more ....

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November
21st 2007
Zahara Jolie Pitt’s Mom Speaks and Reads Perez Hilton

Posted under Free for All & Celeb Couples & Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt & Perez Hilton & celebuspawn watch

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The world’s most infamous super-blogger Perez Hilton sure has a widespread audience. Apparently the birth-mother of Zahara, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s adopted child, has even been reading his daily rants and checking in on her biological offspring from time to time all the way from Ethiopia.

She reportedly told news sources that Zahara was conceived during rape. The woman’s name is Mentwabe Dawit; at the age of 24 she was attacked while on her way home from work in Awasa, a Southern part of Ethiopia.

“He pulled a dagger, put one hand on my mouth, so that I could read more ....

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November
16th 2007
Smiley Miley’s A$$ Gets Sued

Posted under Free for All & Miley Cyrus & celebuspawn watch & Billy Ray Cyrus

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Well, not exactly her tween tush but her lame fan club is! This is just another case of people being petty over some BS… apparently all the dumb bastards who signed up for Hannah’s fan club were s’posed to get “priority seating” with their memberships and that was anything but the case.

I betcha some loud mouth yuppy beotch mom didn’t get what she wanted for her little ‘ho and now is pi$$ed! Tough noogies, honey. She should be saving her pennies for her daughter’s education and not pissing it away on some new wonder bread… Hannah (aka Miley Cyrus) read more ....

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November
15th 2007
Parental Advisory: Britney Explains Mystery of Diapers to Heidi Klum

Posted under Free for All & tv & Britney Spears & Heidi Klum & celebuspawn watch & Ellen DeGeneres & Seal

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For those of you who consider Britney Spears to be the living embodiment of unfit parenting, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Project Runway creator Heidi Klum gave the pop-tart a run for her money while appearing on Tuesday’s episode of Ellen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3mCH9Volyo

After showing up uninvited to Klum’s annual Halloween party last month, Spears whipped out her charismatic-mask that she saves for such occasions and bonded with the host over baby talk.

Britney pitching parental advice? Now we’ve seen it all.

“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers that read more ....

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November
14th 2007
Britney Spears Mothers UNICEF Instead of Her Kids

Posted under Free for All & Britney Spears & celebuspawn watch

britney_spears_unicef.jpg“Provigil is a memory-improving and mood-brightening psychostimulant. It enhances wakefulness and vigilance…” Listen up ya’ll, looks like Britney Spears’ latest mood elevator has provided her with enough compassion and all-around umpth to adequately care for children. Before you breathe a sigh of relief let me be more specific - Sean & Jayden won’t be benefitting from Brit’s newfound epiphany - she has chosen to aid UNICEF over her own neglected kids. I know, shocking right?After teaming up with photo agency “X17” to help raise money for the organization, Spears decided the best way to accomplish that would be to auction read more ....

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November
8th 2007
It’s Official: Jennifer Lopez is Not Just Getting Fat

Posted under Free for All & Celeb Couples & Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony & celebuspawn watch

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Jennifer Lopez “spilled the beans” last night to an adoring crowd of Miami concert-goers… she’s not just getting fat.

What? Who knew?!

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Quoth J Lo: “Marc and I are expecting.”

Hubby Marc Anthony kissed her belly and said: “I didn’t know she was going to talk.”

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Awww!

Congratulations to a beautiful couple… the new Princess or Princess (or both!) of Celebrity-land will be here soon!

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November
5th 2007
Christina Aguilera Lets the Bump out of the Bag

Posted under Free for All & Christina Aguilera & celebuspawn watch

christina_aguilera_pregnant.jpgThe worst kept secret in pop-music land has finally been confirmed. Christina Aguilera finally has let the stork fly, confirming that she is indeed preggars. Duh!

The mom-to-be tells Glamour magazine that she is going to “enter into mommyhood” at the start of next year although ahe’s a bit anxious about the upcoming arrival, her first.
“I want to get it right,” she shares.

Aguilera said she wanted to be a working mother, so she could “balance” the needs of her child with her career.

Christina’s husband, Jordan, is “thrilled” about their upcoming arrival, she says.

“He’s just great. He’s read more ....

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October
31st 2007
Britney Spears is “Not Child Centered” (Gee Really?)

Posted under Free for All & Britney Spears & Celeb Couples & Kevin Federline & celebuspawn watch

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Britney Spears just can’t get off the party train.

Tuesday LA Superior Court further restricted Spears visitation with her children, Jayden and Sean.

Evidence that appeared in court to sway the ruling against her included:

- Britney failed to meet the parenting coach on three separate and previously scheduled occasions
- Britney is not child-centered
- “It seems that her choices are more dependent upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.”
- When the kids are with Britney, they have no real schedule or routine
- “The read more ....

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