Archive for the 'Simon Cowell' Category

March
31st 2008
Weekend Round UP!

Posted under Free for All & Brad Pitt & Amy Winehouse & Simon Cowell & Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump

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STOP PRESS: Simon Cowell has a Heart!

Wow! When Simon Cowell takes a liking to you, you really are left in no doubt about how he feels!

Simon has reportedly spent $5 million dollars of his own money to buy Leona Lewis, who is currently riding high at the number one position on the Bill Board charts, a mansion in Beverly Hills.

Britain’s Sunday People newspaper reported, “Simon thinks she is absolutely amazing so he wanted to treat her,“ He’s so pleased with how hard she works and what a massive success she’s become. He sees a bright future read more ....

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February
4th 2008
Katharine McPhee is Someone’s Number One!

Posted under Free for All & Simon Cowell & Jay Leno & Katharine McPhee & Jimmmy Kimmel

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Although Katharine McPhee was ditched by her record label last week she was quickly snapped up and is no longer on the market. As a girlfriend that is, not a performer.

This weekend the wedding bells rang out, hopefully in tune, for the American Idol runner up from Simon Cowell’s show’s 5th season when Katharine married a man almost twice her age. Nick Cokas is a record producer who met Katharine in 2005 even before she had auditioned for Idol that year, and the couple were engaged last year.

The wedding took place in Beverly Hills, California on Saturday read more ....

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October
25th 2007
Sharon Osbourne is getting Just Too XXXX’ing Big for her Boots!

Posted under Free for All & news & Mischa Barton & Simon Cowell & Sharon Osbourne & Dannii Minogue

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Is that a grimace on Sharon’s face as she loses her X-factor?

We’ve all heard about actresses who believe they are bigger than the show, Mischa Barton for example of the O.C. blamed the show being axed on the fact that the producers had ‘killed off’ her character. She is now dragging her anorexic body around to as many casting couches as she can.

Well Sharon Osbourne is heading for the same demise if she doesn’t start winding in her over bouffant head.

The X-Factor judge, who we reported earlier this week, refused to pay for a $26,000 bed she read more ....

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October
22nd 2007
Annie Says! (Heather Mills should laugh all the way to the bank, Kate Moss’ Monkey Suit, David Copperfield is “not” a Rapist or embezzler)

Posted under Free for All & celebrities & fashion & music & Kate Moss & Lily Allen & events & Elle MacPherson & Paul McCartney & Simon Cowell & OJ Simpson & Annie Says & Heather Mills & David Copperfield & Sophie Dahl

Our inimitable blogger Annie takes a look back over last week’s highlights…

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I can’t sign this, there’s not enough ‘000000’!

Ah, in’it great when two people who are battling it out in the courts and in the public arena can still report to the media that their ‘soon to be ex-spouse’ can make them laugh.

Well, that’s what you call an amicable divorce… isn’t it???

A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper that The Beatles’ legend Sir Paul McCartney offered Heather Mills a 5 million pound settlement and she and her legal team were obviously so ecstatically happy with it read more ....

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October
20th 2007
Kate Moss: No Longer A Party Girl?

Posted under Free for All & Kate Moss & Lily Allen & Elle MacPherson & Naomi Campbell & Princess Beatrice & Simon Cowell & Kelly Osbourne & Jade Jagger

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This may be the end of an era, ladies and gents… supermodel Kate Moss could possibly be done partying. After the launch of her Christmas range for Topshop (which didn’t end until 5am btw), Moss threw in her towel!

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In major contrast from the previous night’s outfit (which was a black satin catsuit and sequined cape, according to Daily Mail), Moss was seen wearing the infamous skinny jean, fugly boots and a purple suede jacket. Not so supermodel-esque, is it?

Reporters say that it’s clear that the back to back partying definitely took its toll on the supermodel. She ended read more ....

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October
16th 2007
Annie Says! Geri has a BIG Mouth….

Posted under Free for All & celebrities & news & Chris Noth & Sarah Jessica Parker & UK gossip & Victoria Beckham & Simon Cowell & The Spice Girls & Posh Spice & Sporty Spice & Ginger Spice & Cynthia Nixon & Sex and the City & Annie Says & Sharon Osbourne

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So, Its ‘Headlines‘, Geri Has a big Mouth!

Headlines confirmed it last week. No, not the news headlines, the revelation by Geri Halliwell that The Spice Girl’s new single is called, Headlines. But oh dear, the meek and mild Miss Halliwell made the huge, and of course, uncalculated mistake of telling one UK television station the title of their new album, which apparently could have upset the other band members, but, bless ‘em all, they took it all in good spirits………????

Maybe they should just wire the girl’s mouth shut and kill 3 birds with one stone, stop her singing, read more ....

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October
9th 2007
X Factor to Re-Launch Career of X-Sexual Molestation Defendant! (Michael Jackson)

Posted under Free for All & celebrities & music & Michael Jackson & Simon Cowell & OJ Simpson & Phil Spector & Sharon Osbourne & Dannii Minogue

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Now Simon Cowell, you maybe capable of being Britney Spears’ “Saviour” and of creating the best of the worst into five minute musical wonders, but trying to revive the long lost career of Michael Jackson falls far outside any miracle you, Pope John Paul II, Mother Teresa of even Jesus Christ himself can conjour up!

And what a platform on which to perform this reformation, X-Factor! Isn’t that like leaving Phil Spector alone with an actress and a loaded gun or letting OJ Simpson loose with a knife around an ex-wife?

Has nobody noticed that the show is rife with read more ....

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October
7th 2007
Witnesses for the Defense (of Britney Spears)

Posted under Free for All & celebrities & Britney Spears & Lily Allen & Robbie Williams & Rihanna & Anna Nicole Smith & Simon Cowell & OJ Simpson & Princess Diana & Sinead OConnor

simon cowell and britney.jpg Everyone at sometime or other has heard the sayings ‘”There but for the grace of God go I”’ and ‘”Don’’t kick a dog when it’s down’.” Well, it would appear that anyone (whether a celebrity or a member of the public) who has ever been down on his luck can find a little compassion for the ailing Ms Spears.

Although the past few months have become open season for Britney bashing, and defending her may be seen a task beyond even the capabilities of the legal dream teams of OJ Simpson, Michael Jackson, Robert Blake and Phil Spector combined, there read more ....

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September
14th 2007
Simon Throws Britney a Lifeline!

Posted under Free for All & celebrities & music & Britney Spears & Paula Abdul & Simon Cowell

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Simon Cowell thinks he can revive Britney Spears’ sinking career with the offer of a lifeline in the form of removing her from the company of her ’stupid friends’ and by ‘buying her some underwear’.Â

 ‘We can bring her back,” insists Simon. To which his side kick, eighties pop sensation Paula Abdul added, “We always have time for Britney. We love her.”

 As yet there have been no positive replies from the Britney camp, but looking back at what Simon has done for himself and a string of other ‘wannabees’ Britney would be wise to place read more ....

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September
14th 2007
Brit’s Abs of Spray

Posted under Free for All & celebrities & music & Britney Spears & Criss Angel & Simon Cowell

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Magician Criss Angel wisely pulled the plug on helping Britney Spears with her MTV Video Music Awards appearance.

But that didn’t stop Brit from working the magic.

Us Magazine is reporting the Brit had a special spray on tan that gave the impression of defined abs: “She had an ab-defining spray tan preshow to create the illusion of more tone,” a source told Us.

Oh…so that’s why her gooseflesh was jiggling but it still appeared like she’d been working out.

You can drink frozen margaritas and do crunches at the same time, can’t you?

More bad news for Brit: Her read more ....

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