There is a higher authority!

And thankfully it has guided rock child, turned celebrity dancer, Kelly Osbourne to turn down an offer by Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine to appear in a nude pictorial.

The normally chunky monkey daughter of, equally chunky Sharon Osbourne and aging rocker Ozzy Osbourne, may have dropped a few pounds for her recent twirl around the floor for Dancing with the Stars, but it’s still not sufficient for Kelly to believe she can show her curves and cellulite off in the pages of a Playboy pictorial.

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Last week TV viewers witnessed an emotional display of tears from Sharon Osbourne as her daughter, Kelly Osbourne, transform herself from a wild child into a perfect little lady on the dance floor for her triumphant debut on the UK’s Dancing with the Stars. But this week, it was Kelly herself who was left in tears after a less than successful spin around the boards with her tango routine!

With ‘out of time’ steps, giggles and nerves, Miss Osbourne, looking more like Heidi than a rocker child, failed to meet last week’s standard when she and her partner wooed the read more ....

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From rocker chick to a Disney Princess and all in the name of the reality show, Dancing with the Stars!

That’s what it took to turn, Kelly Osbourne, the leather wearing, grunge dressed, punk haired daughter of Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne from a wayward wild child in to the graceful accomplished dancer seen on the UK dance show last night.

Looking uncommonly elegant, wearing a full length dark blue chiffon spangled gown with pink accented scarf, Kelly glided with all the grace of Ginger Rogers and the glamour of Princess Diana with her very, Diana-esqu hair read more ....

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Wanna-be singer, actress and radio chat show host, Kelly Osbourne has revealed she would like to increase the size of her mammary glands by way of a breast augmentation.

We’re thinking Miss Osbourne would be better served having her face put under the knife first and them embarking on a fat reducing diet as weight loss might just be the answer!

The 24 year old daughter of equally fat and load mouthed, Sharon Osbourne and drug deranged Ozzy Osbourne, is currently engaged to fellow DJ and yet another wanna-be, model, Luke Worrel and has told GQ Magazine, “It’s no read more ....

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As much as we’d like to believe the promo photo of Twiggy as she once again becomes the face of Olay, it’s so obvious that it’s been airbrushed. For heaven’s sake the woman is 60 years old and looks younger than Miley Cyrus!

Twiggy became a fashion icon way back in the 1960’s after being spotted by fashion and modeling guru Nigel Davies in 1966, at the tender age of 16, and if anyone is truthful, began the epidemic of anorexia in young woman. After all, Leslie Hornby, as she was known before that period in her life, gained read more ....

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Porky Kelly Osbourne has come out fighting about her battle with the bulge stemming most likely from the fat gene she has inherited from mother, Sharon Osbourne who has battled with the flab all her life. She is rumored to have spent £120,000 on stomach stapling, face and bum lifts, liposuction and a boob job.

Kelly told Access Hollywood that she believes the only way she can lose weight effectively would be to take slimming drugs or to do what she indicates other porkers in Hollywood, snort cocaine.

In the case for the defense Kelly continued, ‘It’s not like read more ....

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 Is this Osbourne and Worrall’s combined I.Q?Like mother, like daughter. The only difference is, Kelly Osbourne uses her fist not a glass of water!

It seems that if you cross either of the Osbourne women, be it Sharon Osbourne or her witless daughter Kelly, you end up on the receiving end of their fiery aggression.

Although Sharon didn’t face any repercussion for throwing a glass of water over X-Factor co judge, Simon Cowell, things didn’t go quite so well for Kelly when she took a swipe at Gossip columnist, Zoe Griffin after accusing her of referring to Osborne’s fiancé, Luke read more ....

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They say there are more sane people in asylums than there are out on the streets and how true that statement is when it comes to a young English lad named Luke Worrall.

If there was ever a case for sectioning it must be him! He is the, either brave, stupid or insane lad who wants to marry wild child Kelly Osbourne.

The 18 year old, who clearly doesn’t have a true grip on reality thinks he wants to be engaged to the untalented, porky daughter of rocker Ozzie Osbourne and his equally untalented wife, Sharon Osbourne.

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“Every time we are in each other’s company, we always have a good time. Would I marry him? Yes, you never know…”

The unconventional daughter of Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne may be headin’ to the chapel sooner than anticipated!

On July 4^th we reported that Kelly had fallen for her best buddy Luke Worrell; the BMX rider/model who stayed in the friend zone for a full year before successfully sweeping the actress off her feet.

He has dazzled her parents, he’s a positive influence, and he can hold down a steady job. That being said, it’s not surprising read more ....

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Wearing matching sunglasses and color coordinated outfits, Kelly Osbourne took her buddy-turned-boyfriend to meet her mother for a lunch date in sunny Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Most men would find it intimidating, being under the dogmatic eye of Mrs. Sharon Osbourne, but fortunately the 18-year-old BMX rider/model kept his cool, and everything worked out just fine.

The unusual trio enjoyed a delicious meal at A-Lister haunt The Ivy, before walking hand-in-hand (the platinum blonde cutie and Sharon!) to a Chanel boutique to satisfy their communal shopping urge.

Kelly, who used to complain about the lack of suitable guys in read more ....

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