There is a higher authority!

And thankfully it has guided rock child, turned celebrity dancer, Kelly Osbourne to turn down an offer by Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine to appear in a nude pictorial.

The normally chunky monkey daughter of, equally chunky Sharon Osbourne and aging rocker Ozzy Osbourne, may have dropped a few pounds for her recent twirl around the floor for Dancing with the Stars, but it’s still not sufficient for Kelly to believe she can show her curves and cellulite off in the pages of a Playboy pictorial.

After Hef’s latest conquests, twins, Karissa and Crystal Harris read more ....

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From rocker chick to a Disney Princess and all in the name of the reality show, Dancing with the Stars!

That’s what it took to turn, Kelly Osbourne, the leather wearing, grunge dressed, punk haired daughter of Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne from a wayward wild child in to the graceful accomplished dancer seen on the UK dance show last night.

Looking uncommonly elegant, wearing a full length dark blue chiffon spangled gown with pink accented scarf, Kelly glided with all the grace of Ginger Rogers and the glamour of Princess Diana with her very, Diana-esqu hair read more ....

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Wanna-be singer, actress and radio chat show host, Kelly Osbourne has revealed she would like to increase the size of her mammary glands by way of a breast augmentation.

We’re thinking Miss Osbourne would be better served having her face put under the knife first and them embarking on a fat reducing diet as weight loss might just be the answer!

The 24 year old daughter of equally fat and load mouthed, Sharon Osbourne and drug deranged Ozzy Osbourne, is currently engaged to fellow DJ and yet another wanna-be, model, Luke Worrel and has told GQ Magazine, “It’s no read more ....

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 Is this Osbourne and Worrall’s combined I.Q?Like mother, like daughter. The only difference is, Kelly Osbourne uses her fist not a glass of water!

It seems that if you cross either of the Osbourne women, be it Sharon Osbourne or her witless daughter Kelly, you end up on the receiving end of their fiery aggression.

Although Sharon didn’t face any repercussion for throwing a glass of water over X-Factor co judge, Simon Cowell, things didn’t go quite so well for Kelly when she took a swipe at Gossip columnist, Zoe Griffin after accusing her of referring to Osborne’s fiancé, Luke read more ....

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“Every time we are in each other’s company, we always have a good time. Would I marry him? Yes, you never know…”

The unconventional daughter of Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne may be headin’ to the chapel sooner than anticipated!

On July 4^th we reported that Kelly had fallen for her best buddy Luke Worrell; the BMX rider/model who stayed in the friend zone for a full year before successfully sweeping the actress off her feet.

He has dazzled her parents, he’s a positive influence, and he can hold down a steady job. That being said, it’s not surprising read more ....

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For a man who has more body art than Travis Barker and Ozzy Osbourne combined, isn’t this just a tad hypocritical?

The Good Charlotte “rocker” is literally banning his girlfriend of four months from complimenting her slender frame with a daisy or a Chihuahua or whatever else catches her pretty little eye.

Moreover, she is not permitted to acquire one, but he is!

It seems Madden has such a good feeling about the longevity of their relationship that he will soon be adding an “image” of Hilton to his profoundly-tattooed torso.

“He is going to get one of me read more ....

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It was a mish-mash weekend for troubled singer Amy Winehouse as first she was seen in the loving arms of her new man, 22 year old Alex Haines, and the next moment she’s seen slapping some guy outside her local in Camden Town.

Needless to say, the rest of the night was spent alone in the cells at Holborn police station in much the same way as her poor incarcerated husband, Blake Civil Fielder.

Then came some more sweet news for Amy as she is seen riding high in the tenth position on the Young Music Millionaire list after read more ....

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A lot of air brushing going on here! Size 12? Turn the digits around, size 21!

Its official, although Kelly Osbourne has lost weight from her wobbly thighs and fat face, her brain is still all blubber.

The talentless spawn of Ozzy Osbounre and his equally talentless wife, Sharon Osbourne, has spoken out about losing 2 stone (28lb to the Americans) and how it has made her more ‘likeable’ than when she was fat. Where is she getting her information from? Stevie Wonder? (he can’t see, get it?)

The so-called star of Chicago said, “I don’t like the way that read more ....

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Why would the producers at the ITV behave like a group of ‘lemmings’ heading for the edge of a cliff in an obvious bid for suicide, in their decision to appoint the drug saturated Ozzy Osbourne and his psychotic wife, Sharon Osbourne to host the Brit Awards on February 20^th 2008?

The awards are to be screened live for the second year running since the disaster of the 1989 show which was hosted by Samantha Fox and Mick Fleetwood at which time the BBC screened the awards.

Fleetwood and Fox fluffed their lines, guests arrived late and a read more ....

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We welcome you to an all you can eat buffet of celebrity dirt!

• Hayden Panettiere thinks she’s Paris Hilton or something…okay, okay, maybe Britney Spears. The twins came out to play and the world looked in awe. (Egotastic)

• Ben Affleck is an amazing husband…why? Because he was right smack in the middle of the audience to support wife Jennifer Garner’s Broadway debut.� Awww. (Popsugar)

• Uh oh, Ozzy Osbourne feels pressured to do a world tour? Isn’t he getting a little old for groupies? (Starpulse)

• Pope hatin’ Sinead OConnor was caught sneakin’ a smoke. Yeah, we haven’t heard about her in read more ....

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