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May
8th 2008
Clay Aiken Chokes the Chicken But Still Gives Nothing Away?

Posted under Free for All & Paris Hilton & Madonna & Michael Jackson & Clay Aiken & Liberace

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Ask some people about Clay Aiken and they might just, in a totally mis-informed manner, tell you that he’s the guy who’s career was launched five years ago as runner up on the reality show, American Idol. Some people on the other hand might tell the truth. Aiken has yet to launch a career!

Clay Aiken’s staying power in the world of Billboard number one’s is somewhat questionable, so, as a bit of a smoke screen, every so often he toddles off to the make-up parlour and instructs the staff to create him a new image, in the hopes read more ....

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May
7th 2008
Indiana Wants Me: A Song for Hillary Clinton

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson & Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama

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 Hillary Clinton, Indiana Wants Me!!!!!

Remember that 1970’s hit by Toronto born singer songwriter R Dean Taylor, ‘Indiana Wants Me?’ Well that certainly seems to be the unexpected song that Hillary Clinton should be singing after her very marginal win on May 6th in the state of Indiana against her Democratic opponent, Barrack Obama.

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The excruciatingly late voting which came in from the most North Westerly county in Indiana eventually made Hills the lady of the ‘Lake County‘.

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Hills and Obama duet, ‘Never Can Say Goodbye!’

But right now, both Hills and Barack are singing the same old song read more ....

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April
28th 2008
Its Ground Hog Day for Michael Jackson!

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson

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Here we go again!

Its like Groundhog Day when ever there’s a mention of Michael Jackson. This guy has been threatening a new album with new material in his attempt at a resurrection into the pop scene for longer than anyone cares to remember!

Rumours are coming out of Las Vegas that the ‘King of Pop’ is currently working on yet another ‘come back’ album but this time he is excluding all women, and his own children from the mix while he concentrates on his new project.

A source tells the New York Post, “Michael is producing the album read more ....

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March
24th 2008
Michael Jackson, Courtney Love and Victoria Beckham’s Easter Weekend!

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson & Victoria Beckham & Courtney Love & Marc Jacobs

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Victoria Beckham: Faux Pas or Fashion?

Remember ‘fashion‘, ‘in vogue‘, and ‘stylish‘? Well Victoria Beckham foolishly believes that she encompasses all those titles as she goes to work on her latest project and hopes to be dedicatedly followed by everyone who’s jaw drops at her bizarre outfits. But Beckham is definitely living under a misapprehension that she’s a fashion icon.

This weekend Posh was on a photo shoot for her someone she needs to reassess as her pal, Marc Jacobs, because if anyone inflicted this outfit on most of us we would certainly strike them off our Christmas card read more ....

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March
12th 2008
Invasion of the Jacksons! That Would be Janet & Michael Jackson

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson & The Jacksons

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What Has England Done to Deserve This? Michael Jackson & Co.

Hasn’t England got enough problems with rising gas prices, council tax hikes, hurricane force winds, flagging NHS and a Labour government?

Now the poor unsuspecting people of England are facing the threat of the invasion of The Jacksons as Tito Jackson makes offers on two different properties on the south coast of England, in Devon.

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Tito states, “It makes sense for me to find a home in this country that I, my brothers and sisters, and family can come to. We hope it will be a family hideaway read more ....

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March
7th 2008
Tasty Tidbit: Lisa Marie Presley Confirms Being Preggers

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie Presley & Elvis Presley & Tasty Tidbits

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The only daughter of Priscilla and Elvis Presley (uh hem, Lisa Marie Presley) confirmed earlier today that she is indeed knocked up…again! Didnt’ she just get married in like, January?

We also knew she must’ve been getting fat for a good reason…

The 40 year-old is into her fourth marriage (remember her wretched marriage to Michael Jackson ?!) with musician hubby Michael Lockwood and already has two other kids! Jeeze, they move fast…

Presely also slammed the celebrity dirt hound media in her Myspace blog:

After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures read more ....

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March
2nd 2008
She Wears My Ring: Lisa Marie Presley Married! Again!

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie Presley & Elvis Presley & Priscilla Presley & Nicolas Cage

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With a total of three broken marriages to her name, Lisa Marie Presley is now rumored to have remarried for a fourth time in what has been seen as rather rushed ceremony, or as some might prefer to call it ‘shotgun’!

The only child of the late Elvis Presley and his ex-wife Priscilla Presley, Lisa, married Michael Underwood in January this year amid speculation that she is once again pregnant adding yet another child to her brood of two.

Lisa hasn’t been blessed with the best of luck when it comes to choosing life partners having first been read more ....

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February
27th 2008
Neverland! Never Pay! Never Live there Again! Michael Jackson goes to Auction

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson

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M J waves goodbye to Neverland

Ain’t gonna need this house no longer
Ain’t gonna need this house no more
Ain’t got the dosh to fix the shingles
Ain’t got the dosh to fix the floor

That’s the formula that now sees beleaguered pop star Michael Jackson listening to the awful sound of, ‘who’ll bid me $1 million, $1.2 million, $1.5 million, once, twice, SOLD’.

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Jackson vacated the property and scurried off to Bahrain, following the conclusion of his 2005 child molestation trial in Santa Maria and clearly thought that, as with a hotel room, when you don’t live read more ....

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February
26th 2008
Janet Jackson Brings up the Rear (so to speak!)

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson

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Just in case The Jackson family’s main man has failed to please in the past week with the release of his re-hashed extended, 25th-anniversary edition of the “Thriller” album, sister Janet Jackson is standing in the wings to re-ignite the Jackson fire.

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Janet’s Discipline album was released on Monday which sees a female-voiced computer buddy named Keilico sets up several fantasy scenes that Janet inhabits in song, although they’re a lot more explicitly sexual than any her bro would broadcast to the world.

Reports from the media state that most amazingly, when Janet moves her voice into its upper read more ....

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February
15th 2008
Got “Feedback” For Miss Jackson?

Posted under Free for All & Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson


Although this is one of a gagillion remixes of Janet Jackson’s new song, “Feedback,” the video is real!

It’s quite futuristic and somewhat different from anything she’s ever done in the past. The only thing that may come remotely close is when she teamed up with her bro Michael Jackson to do “Scream.”Â

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Yeah, that was quite interesting as well…to say the least.

Anywho, Janet’s a little nasty girl…have you listened to the lyrics closely? She even admitted on E! that it had very high sexual content and she didn’t even bat an eye. Oh my, Miss Jackson if ya read more ....

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