The massage therapist who found Heath Ledger dead made her first call to… Mary Kate Olsen?

The poor woman was obviously freaked out, so we’ll refrain from making any snarky judgements.

According to Yahoo! news:

Massage therapist Diana Wolozin showed up for her appointment with Ledger, who didn’t answer when she knocked on his door. She then tried to call him on his cell phone, but again got no response. She went into the bedroom, set up her massage table and again tried to wake Ledger.

Wolozin told police that Ledger was cold to the touch, but that she assumed read more ....

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Mary Kate Olsen’s new flick, The Wackness, is all the craze these days. Now wait a minute, is she the one with the eating problem or the one who looks like a monkey? Wait, both twins look like a monkey… nevermind.

The reviews are in, and the word on the block is that it’s a darn good, rootin’-tootin’ movie. Props to the producers for making MK look so “normal!”

Rumor also has it that the little beotch was a flirt on set last summer. I’m surprised she didn’t break in half or somethin’…or eat a gazillion bananas (yes, I’m still read more ....

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One Olsen down, one to go.

Mary Kate Olsen was rushed to the hospital on Monday with a “kidney infection.”

Yeah, right.

Couldn’t possibly be because she hasn’t eaten bread in half a decade?

According to a press release from the hospital, Mary Kate is resting comfortably and likely to be released before Thanksgiving.

Maybe Lance Armstrong gave her some weird infection during their little weekend tete-a-tete.

-Linda Przygodski

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Ah, welcome to another Hollywood day packed with boobs… literally!

• Remember the whipped cream bikini from VARSITY BLUES that made all the guys drool? Well, this little tidbit tops that by far! Check out Ali Larter’s twins… (TMZ)
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• The Spice Girls apparently took the time out of their “busy” schedules to play the part of pop-stars for a comeback performance… (Perezhilton)

• The Olsen Twins (Mary Kate Olsen & Ashley Olsen), among other celebrity starlets, took to the “Seventh on Sale” event last night in NYC. (Popsugar)

• Super mom Angelina Jolie an yummy-daddy Brad Pitt may lose their little one… Zahara’s read more ....

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As one of the most unlikely couples recently reported by tabloids, we give you…. Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong.

Though the blonder twin has always had a taste for older men this is by far the eldest reported in the media. She has formerly dated Club owner Scott Sartiano and actor turned rocker Jared Leto, both more than ten years her senior.

Armstrong has stuck to the likes of Sheryl Crow and designer Tory Burch - he’s not really known for an interest in younger women. But the unlikely match may just be blossoming…

Ashley and Lance were spotting in read more ....

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Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Dita Von Teese, Mary Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Kristin Bell, Cheri Oteri, Amanda Bynes, and… Zac Efron?

Yep - Zac was the envy of straight men everywhere last night at the Frederick’s of Hollywood fashion show to benefit the Clothes Off Our Backs Foundation in LA, surrounded by Hollywood’s finest Pretty Young Things and a bunch of sexy undies.

Not bad, Zac!

Of course, his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens also attended the shindig - but as we all know she prefers to dispense with the lingerie and get right down to business.

Dita was just one of read more ....

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Never judge a book by its cover, especially if the book has just recently reformed.

Amy Winehouse was the spitting image of success and grace the other night as she attended the launch of London’s new restaurant, The Row.

Dolled up in an orange and gold metallic shift dress and an olive green trench coat, the singer looked picture perfect… except for her mangled hands.

In the past Winehouse has admitted to self-harming, and upon closer inspection it appears she hasn’t quit. Although she spent the evening in what seemed to be a sober state of mind, even posing politely read more ....

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Mary Kate Olsen has been straying lately from her twin co-star Ashley with appearances in last year’s Factory Girl and the new season of Weeds on Showtime. The former Full House star-baby and Empire running twin has been releasing a more adult breed of film and television lately. It appears that Mary Kate has a lot more in store as an actress. Apparently the 21 year old mogul has been cast in the new film “The Wackness” in which she has a “full on make out scene” with 63 year old actor Sir Ben Kingsley. The kiss is not for read more ....

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