Even more shocking than the actual divorce is the allegations which prompted it; after 11 years of marriage Bill Murray’s wife has called it quits.

Unbeknownst to virtually everyone, the Oscar-nominated self-deprecating funnyman has more than a few skeletons tucked away in his closet, he has actual corpses.

Jennifer Butler Murray is suing the 57-year-old actor for divorce in South Carolina due to “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

I know what you’re thinking: how can this possibly be the same guy who brought us such gems as Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day read more ....