“Lindsay Lohan stole my fiancé and wrecked my life!”

- Bree Tierney, the girl who was engaged to Lindsay Lohan’s former boy-toy / rehab buddy Riley Giles to the National Enquirer.

“I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics . . . I was dating a porno chick as well as this sweet little junkie jailbait girlfriend I had.”

- Slash of Guns & Roses in his new memoir, Slash

“I’m not stupid.”

- Tara Reid on not being as stupid as Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan (full quote:“I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay seem to is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things those girls do, and I’ve always had good friends around me. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don’t let them get themselves in trouble. You’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working. Nor would I show up on a set drunk or miss a day’s work - never.”)

“Obviously calling your child a pig or anything else is improper and inappropriate and I apologize to my daughter for that,”

- Alec Baldwin on The View

“Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no…clue what Memorial Day really means!!…There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”

- Nicole Richie’s email to friends inviting them to her house for her Memorial Day party

“She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas. She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand.”

- A ’spy’ on Britney Spears partying it up before her VMA appearance.

“I hate to think we live in a time when you can get fired from your job because of what you say. [Isaiah Washington] didn’t punch anyone. I think we’ll think differently with hindsight.”

- Bruce Willis to Time Magazine

“I don’t even own a TV because I think it’s the devil.”

–Cameron Diaz

“I don’t know how he does it, but… I talk a lot in the bath… Get naked with me and I’ll talk.”

- Angelina Jolie to Marie Claire

“I was very sexual in kindergarten. I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I created a game where I’d kiss the boys and give them all cooties. Then we’d make out and we’d take our clothes off. I got in trouble a lot.”

- Angelina Jolie on being sexual even in kindergarten

“First of all, let’s get one thing straight: Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack…”

- Whitney Houston to Diane Sawyer

“If I was a gold digger, I’d have a lot more money in my bank account.”

– A very sincere Heather Mills, who always knows just what to say

“I could give two [bleeps] about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”

- Jessica Alba on what she thinks of the paparazzi

And finally…

“Thank God I’m Free!”

- Paris Hilton to PEOPLE (full quote: Thank God I’m free. I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics. All of the inmates were very supportive. There were girls next to me. We could talk through the vents and they were just really sweet.”)

We can’t wait to see the gems that 2008 brings!

Quotes courtesy of blog4quotes.com