If you buy a Louis Vuitton handbag you don’t expect to get home and find a Guess handbag in it’s place. If you book a 5 star hotel room in The Plaza Hotel in Manhattan you wouldn’t settle for a single room in a boutique hotel on 28th street.

So why does old man Joe Jackson, 80, think that the discerning people of Britain, and the rest of the world, who spent their hard earned money on tickets to see superstar Michael Jackson at the London O2 Arena can whipped up into an equally insane frenzy at the prospect of the cruel father of The King of Pop putting his other off spring on stage in Michael’s place?

This gargoyle faced old devil is said to be making an attempt to unite at least 4 of the former Jackson 5, Jermaine Jackson, Jackie, Tito and Marlon, and quite possibly one, or both of his daughters, La Toya Jackson or Janet Jackson, in bid to claw back some of the money that appears to have evaded him in Michael’s last spit in his father’s face from the grave in his final will and testimony.

The New York Post reports, ‘If all goes well, the Jackson’s are looking to fill at least five of the 50 gigs.’

Poor Michael hasn’t even been placed in his final resting place yet and the Jackson buzzards are circling.

No wonder the Thriller singer kept his talentless siblings out of his limelight, and distanced himself from this family of piranhas!