The Telegraph.co.uk has located a guy who clearly has too much time on his hands and evidently needs some type of counseling, as a newly wed since last month!

He’s taken hours of his time to sculpture Halloween pumpkins into some of the world’s best known personalities, and although the UK publication states, ‘Rather than carving out the traditional sinister smiles on his prized fruit for Halloween, this gardener is busy carving out the faces of his favourite stars for decorative ‘jack-o’-lanterns.’

Some may disagree with just who has sinister smiles and who doesn’t.

Take Simon Cowell for instance, there must be thousands of former American Idol contestants who would quite comfortably use the word, ‘sinister’ to describe the guy who can annihilate there hopes and dreams with just one sentence.

Then there’s the bad girl of R&B, Amy Winehouse who’s life to date holds plenty of sinister encounters, incidents and relationships.

But the pumpkin that takes the biscuit for being ominous is that of US president Barack Obama. The man who makes promises at the drop of hat and never delivers, the man who promised to close Guantanamo Bay, it remains open. In the 2008 elections, the then-Senator Barack Obama advocated repeal of the policy to allow gay and lesbian people to serve openly in the armed forces, now, as president Obama, in a major departure from his campaign promises, his administration is defending the policy in court. The man who is attempting to make the nation healthier by introducing incentives for healthy lifestyles, himself is a smoker…..but the question remains….just what is he smoking?

Other celebrities who have come under the knife of this horticulturist, are British prime minister Gordon Brown, model Katie Price and Michael Jackson!

We’re sure his new wife is absolutely in awe of her new husband’s talents!