Wow, Charlie Sheen has really exceeded himself this time by demonstrating his command of the English language, his imaginative use of the written word, and his powerful compassion for his former mate and mother of his children, Denise Richards.

While Charlie and Denise are going head to head in the custody battle for their two young daughters, Sam and Lola (rings a bell, Spears and Federline?) the war really heated up when Sheen made the ultimate mistake of putting his profound thoughts on the matter into email form.

Surely Sheen should have learned from fellow actors: Alec Baldwin’s publicly paraded voice-mai rantings for his daughter, Ireland; and David Hasselhoff’s drunken stuper video shot by his daughter… You just don’t express your feelings where they can be easily accessed and regurgitated by the press.

Fox News have apparently managed to acquire part of an email he sent to his ex-wife, Denise, in which smooth talking Chuck has really have endeared himself to Denise, the judge, and now the WORLD!

Here are the inner-most thoughts of Charlie Sheen, in black and white……

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go **** yourself, sad, jobless pig.”

Sheen, not having exhausted his need to express himself, went on to badmouth Denise’s mother who is currently recovering from cancer treatment, saying,

“Go cry to your bald mom, you loser.”

What a charmer!

ABB