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� ‘Leave Me Alone!’

Well, what a week! The world’s gone mad!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad visits Columbia University in New York and plays at being ‘the nice guy’, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are building a fallout bunker under their house, and to top it all…….Michael Jackson has allegedly taken his nuptials!

It may be a cynical approach to the ‘happy news’ but didn’t he marry Lisa Marie Presley in an attempt to regain favour with the record buying public after the sexual molestation accusations in the summer of 1993? His marriage to Lisa Marie in 1994 was widely regarded as reputation damage control in an effort to portray himself as a ‘normal’ married man.

Now, amidst rumours of the embattled star’s collaboration with� will.i.am to release an album in the near future he’s gone and done it again.

How short does Michael think our memories are? Its as plain as the nose on his face that it’s just a tactical move.

Tabloid speculation in America claims he walked down the aisle with his new wife and that his new marital status is listed on real estate documents which were leaked to the media.

Michael’s new ‘third’, wife is Grace Rwaramba, rumoured to be his children’s nanny and understood to have become a close ally in the months surrounding his child molestation trail in 2005. Despite being found not guilty in June of that year, Jackson’s image has suffered permanent damage.

A ’source’ explained: “Grace is one of his dearest friends. She is one of the few people who stood by his side through all of his problems.”Jackson previously married his first wife Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley, in 1994, and his second wife, who was his dermatologist nurse, Deborah Jeanne Rowe, in 1996.

Finally I guess, Michael, ‘You Are Not Alone’ and you can shout from the rooftops that Grace is now ‘The Lady in My Life’. ABB � � �