Has Hugh Hefner finally lost the plot?

With all the beautiful women out there with bodies to match, it’s rumored that the octogenarian has offered the reality star Kate Gosselin a staggering $400,000 to pose in a pictorial for Hefner’s iconic magazine, Playboy.

But thankfully, and surprisingly, Goslin who has had no problem baring her very soul on the reality show, John and Kate Plus Eight, has turned down the offer and instead is using her energies to fleece Jon of any financial stability he may still possess following the announcement of their divorce.

The couple’s springboard to fame comes from their reality show which showcases their family comprised of a set of twins and a set of sextuplets. Kate, 34, found that fame took her away from home leaving Jon to run the show and care for the 8 children. Speaking on Good Morning America, Jon, 32, revealed, “I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down, she called me like, almost like a lame fish, I wasn’t going anywhere. Well, excuse me, I’m taking care of the kids. She’s on book tours, she’s doing all these things. You know, she’s gone a week. You know, comes back. Packs up and leaves again. I’m standing there like, ‘Oh, OK. Your Mom’s gone again.’”

So come on Hef, if it’s dysfunctional you want at least go for Lindsay Lohan or Amy Winehouse.
A. B. Barden