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July
15th 2009
Even Jesus Cant Help Madonna Hold Back the Flabby Arms of Time!

Posted under Free for All & Madonna

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There comes a time in every woman’s life, whether she’s a super model like Cindy Crawford, an actress like Helen Mirren or a singer like Madonna, when more is less! That is, more covering up is less embarrassing!

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As Madonna heads towards 51, and on all accounts spends several grueling hours a week working on her triceps muscles, its becoming obvious that she’s losing the battle with the loss of collagen.

As the, Like a Virgin, girl popped out for the evening with her young, and we mean young man, 21 year old Jesus Luz, she gave the waiting paps a great chance to catch her flabby upper arms as she waved at the snappers.

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In the middle of her European tour, Madonna had just given another of her energetic performance in Milan prior to her dinner date, and evidently forgot to check her mirror before leaving her hotel, wearing a Michelle Obama style sleeveless dress.

Having spent much time, money and effort on keeping the signs of aging at bay, Madonna seems to have missed the under arm area, from which most middle aged woman suffer.

And of course, unlike her normal media photographs, which have undergone more hours of airbrushing than she spends in the gym, these ‘instant’ photos tell a totally different story about the mother of 3 and twice divorced Madonna.

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Not a pretty sight, but a comforting one for all women of a certain age to know that even Madonna cant stop the advancement of bingo wings even if she is wearing an expensive sleeveless leopard print by Dolce and Gabbana and has Jesus on her side!

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