After months of will-he-won’t-he-be-a-prison-inmates’-new-favorite-b*tch-boy questions plaguing our fragile minds, we will hear what’s to become of “alleged” woman beater Chris Brown at long last.

That’s right, Monday is THE day … and don’t we all need something to look forward to on doom & gloom manic Mondays?

Brown, who has pleaded not guilty to assaulting Rihanna, will be forced to keep quiet as he sits across the room from his ex, while she rattles off the events that took place on that horrific February evening.

This weekend Rihanna’s lawyer assured fans that the Barbados native is jitter-free via E! News, and also avowed that she “will answer all questions asked of her truthfully.” Excellent!

Random fun fact: Chris Brown’s upcoming single is called “Smash” … think that will help his case??

~Carolyn French~