Wanted: New home for drug addicted, tattooed, drunken misbehaving Lizard!

That’s about the cut of it when it comes to finding a city, a continent and now even a country that wants to have the likes of Amy Winehouse wandering it’s streets.

Having spent the past 5 months behaving like a badly trained dog on the island of St Lucia, it now transpires that Winehouse has made little or no impression upon the natives that sees them welcoming her permanency on the tropical island with open arms.

The Former government ‘mouthpiece’ Jeff Fedee has written a bitterly critical article expressing his disgust at those who have encouraged the former drug-addict to feel at home on the island.
He says the ‘tattooed reptile’ is a bad example to the youth of St Lucia and questions what she will bring to the cultural life of the area.
‘Those who sing the praises of Amy Winehouse are missing the point: she is not a good model for St Lucian citizens, particularly the youth, despite the music,’ he writes in local newspaper the St Lucia Star.
‘Which begs the question: what positive message is Amy Winehouse conveying to the young people out there?’

Fedee  continues, ‘I would strongly urge that Amy Winehouse be denied residency status to purchase property in St Lucia. She would be a menace and a dangerous influence to St Lucian society, because the demons that inhabit her tortured body will still have to be fed and I ask whether the authorities are going to ignore the indulgences in illegal substances for which ordinary St Lucians are arrested and incarcerated. I predict that the relative peace and tranquility that we enjoy in this country will desert us and untold misery and disasters will visit us. We cannot put the future of our country in jeopardy for the sake of the sale of a house to a character that will draw to St Lucia untold human suffering.’

Making Winehouse sound more akin to the attack on Pearl Harbour or a plague of locusts may be somewhat over the top, but none the less, we take his point.

Aren’t there a few empty rooms on the tropical island of Cuba right now, in a small area called Guantanamo Bay? Plenty of sun, sand, drugs and even some waterboarding sports she may enjoy!!!