Oh dear, the mere mention of being taken off the dating market and finally walking up that illusive aisle, seems to have turned the formerly beautiful Miss Kylie Minogue into a practicing housewife.

After giving a strong hint that she and her lates boyfriend, Andreas Velencoso Segura maybe looking to commit to their relationship in holy matrimony, Minogue went to meet his parents in Spain on St Jordi‘s Day. While there the fresh faced beauty we have all come to know and admire, had suddenly morphed into a far less attractive, sexy and youthful Kylie, and had instead taken on the look of a Spanish village housewife who’d just about managed to get to the event between cooking paella and scrubbing her husband’s shirts down at the edge of the Mediterranean.

Maybe marriage wont suit Kylie in quite the way she had always envisaged, and with a Spanish male model who is ten years her junior and is one of the top 25 male models in the world, maybe she needs to look far beyond the little white rose he handed her this weekend, which, on all accounts has nuptial implications!