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June
4th 2009
Michael Jackson: No Sweat!

Posted under Free for All & Madonna & Michael Jackson & George Clooney & James Brown & jerry o connell

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Jackson arrives for rehearsals

As we all wait with baited breath to see if Michael Jackson’s promises, threats, lies or whatever they are, to pull off his 50 date extravaganza at the London’s O2 Arena beginning in less than 6 weeks, it seems that the man truly is a master of illusion.

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Jackson leaving a 2 hour rehearsal

The 50 year old Ebony and Ivory singer, shows that against the odds he is one black African American man who can have not one, but two white children when conceived with a white woman, he also displays his ability to perform a two hour choreographed rehearsal with no sign of having removed his coat, worked up a sweat or even exhibiting the faint glow of exertion to his pale and plastic face!

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Sweaty stars, Clooney, O Connell and Madonna

Jackson was spotted yesterday arriving for rehearsals at a Los Angeles studio with High School Musical director Kenny Ortega, who is the creative director of the star’s This Is It UK tour, and later described Michael as having been, ‘hard at work’ on the choreography for his London show.

Strange, when Madonna, George Clooney, Jerry O’Connell or any other celebs are spotted leaving a two hour work out, they at least show signs of having worked up a sweat and certainly don’t need a full length trench coat to keep warm!

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In Jackson’s famous interview with martin Bashir back in 2003 he claimed that he is definitely the biological father of all three of his children, Prince, Paris and seven-year-old Prince Michael II, aka Blanket. But as most people will have noticed, when British TV personality, Katie Price and English football star Dwayne York, who is black skinned, gave birth to Harvey, he also was dark skinned. When super model Heidi Klum had children with singer Seal, yet another dark skinned guy, the kids followed suit. But for some reason, better known to the gloved one himself, he manages to produce white children despite his African American heritage!

With the ability to work miracles like this, maybe Wacko Jacko will just pull off his 50 date residency at London’s O2 Arena, which kicks off on July 13, along with feeding the 20,000 strong audience with 5 loaves and 2 fishes and maybe even raising James Brown from the dead before our very eyes!

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