Another day, another load of dirt.

• Linsday Lohan’s latest role: The Other Woman. So word is that La Lohan shagged someone else’s hubby whilst “rehabbing.” The gosippers at Glitterati bring up a salient point - isn’t Lohan covered under this guy’s “free celebrity pass?” Everyone gets one, right? So who’s yours?

• Smells Like Courtney Spirit? Courtney Love dreams of launching her own perfume, but she’s not sure anyone wants to smell like her. Um, yeah - that’s right, we don’t. (AZcentral.com)

• Alec Baldwin, man of many words… and opinions. Check out Big Brother Baldwin’s blogging habit over at The Huffington Post - Alec Baldwin for President!

• Goodbye Ace Ventura, Hello Autism Whisperer! Actually, this is a really sweet story. Jenny McCarthy talks about how great boyfriend Jim Carrey is with her autistic son. “He speaks a language Evan understands, and Evan feels safe with him.” (Yahoo.com)

• Hayden Panetierre’s role on Heros looks like it got a little hotter… check out her sassy new cheerleader uniform. “Sass up the Cheerleader, Save the Ratings?” (PopSugar)