-Though we totally adore this boy from head to toe, he could have shown more of an effort. Speed Racer star Emile Hirsch hit up the 2009 Cannes Film Festival this afternoon dressed in the same ratty pants he rocked during his trek from LA to France. Hirsch looked a tad out of place standing next to his dapper Taking Woodstock costars, who were dressed to the nines. Blue jeans and a slim-fit tee, dude? Yeah, kinda tacky. (Just Jared)

-“Everything’s perfect!” Pink is so thrilled to be back with ex-hubby Carey Hart that she’s starting to sound like a preteen schoolgirl. The awesome songstress grabbed her guy and headed to the T-Mobile’s Sidekick LX launch party on Thursday, where she chatted with an E! News correspondent. “He couldn’t live without me!” was her response to what compelled the couple to reunite. “She drove me so crazy that I missed her” Carey winked. The lovebirds are kickin’ it in Australia this summer, where Hart is planning to perform free motocross shows before Pink takes to the stage. How cool is that? P.S. check out this fun clip of Pink conversing with Ellen DeGeneres. (E! Online)

-Suri Cruise has a crush! The oh-so-cute toddler has a major jones for Victoria Beckham’s little lamb, Cruz. “She lights up whenever he’s around,” a snitch told The National Enquirer. As if it could get any sweeter, Suri has been known to ask mommy dearest to bring home a second chocolate cupcake for Cruz to enjoy. Hey if we were a decade or two younger, we’d be all over that little tyke as well! (YourTango)

-Wanna party like a rock star? Of course you do, which is why you should enter US Magazine’s second-annual Dream Wedding contest! Ya know, if your hunny is ready to take the plunge. Simply fill out a user-friendly questionnaire - that includes the query “Which celeb’s wedding is your favorite, and why?” how can one possibly choose? - and voila! You could be sipping champagne and noshing on overpriced finger food at the exact location where Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher recited their vows. So what are you waiting for? Move that caboose ladies, you only have a week and a half left. (Omg!)

-Spencer Pratt doesn’t give a hoot about Lauren Conrad’s departure, as he knows that newcomer Kristin Cavallari will boost The Hills’ ratings like nobody’s business. The blonde bimbo (Pratt) says that the former Laguna Beach star is going to “bring the drama” … is it even possible for the series to be more melodramatic? (People)

~Carolyn French~