Yet another load of old Kabbalah from the Madonna and Jesus camp as the news leaks that the two are about to tie the knot in a Kabbalah wedding ceremony.

One would initially assume with names like Madonna and Jesus this could be a marriage made in heaven, but it really just begs the questions, is Madge’s22 year old toyboy Jesus entering into this DIY marriage for fame and fortune, is Madonna saying ‘I do’ in an effort to get custody of, Mercy, the baby she recently attempted to adopt in Malawi or is it just a marriage of convenience for all concerned that can be denied as, and when, it suit’s the Sticky & Sweet singer?

But, according to Jesus’ father (no, not Joseph!!) his son is in the relationship for all the right reasons, saying, his son is not one to be easily taken by money and glamour, (we’re talking Madonna here, so that’s a slum dunk!) Mr Luiz Heitor continued, stating, ‘obviously, he likes what is good, but he is not one to be impressed by materialism’.

However, Heitor absolutely denies rumours that the former Mrs Guy Ritchie, is paying $1,000 a week in English lessons for Jesus. Meanwhile, it seems Jesus’ career is gathering momentum since his dalliance with the pop star as has just completed photo shoots for various international magazines and taken part in a fashion show in aid of HIV research.

According to friends, as well as working he is getting DJing classes and working out two hours a day with a personal trainer in New York.

Well that’s cleared all that up!