-Why is it always a cocktail waitress? Seriously, we all remember George Clooney’s short-lived relationship with Vegas favorite Sarah Larson, and of course who could forget Michael Phelps’ trip down barmaid-lane? The latest newcomer to the waitress-loving brigade is John Mayer, according to People. He and bartender/aspiring actress Scheana Marie met last year at the Grand Havana Room, and have been spending a ton of time together over the past few months. Supposedly nothing is official, but if we know Johnny’s wily ways - and we think we do - it won’t be long! (People)

-Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who are getting hitched today, have signed up for the MTV/NBC reality series I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! The show takes place in the Australian jungle, where participants are forced to endure “camping, creepy-crawlies and celebrity tantrums.” You know as soon as Heidi spots a bug it’ll be all over. (PopSugar)

-Benji Madden: Lonely no more? Although tattoo artist Kat Von D is believed to still be dating Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx, the heavily-inked beauty queen was caught getting cozy with fellow tattoo enthusiast Benji Madden just last week. We can’t quite decide if the Good Charlotte musician is actually courting Ms. Von D, as his tastes tend to gravitate towards clean-cut model types (Sophie Monk, Paris Hilton). Check out this video of Benji and Kat cuddling on a bench and tell us what you think! (TMZ)

-Justin Timberlake is none too pleased about Jessica Biel’s role in new movie Nailed. The typically wholesome brunette portrays a “nymphomaniac stripper,” and ends up boinking a corrupt congressman - played by Jake Gyllenhaal. Nice little family film, eh? No wonder Justin’s peeved. (I’m Not Obsessed)

-Is Miley Cyrus about to dump steady-squeeze underwear model Justin Gaston? The 16-year-old is reportedly pining away for her first love, Nick Jonas, who exited the picture in 2007.

“Miley and Nick want to get back together,” an insider told the New York Daily News. “Because they’re working together [on a new video], they’ve been put in close proximity to each other. They’re now spending more and more time together, and they’re constantly on the phone.”

Isn’t she a tad wild — half-naked photos, partying, and so on — for the purity ring wearing Jonas? (New York Daily News)

~Carolyn French~