Porky Kelly Osbourne has come out fighting about her battle with the bulge stemming most likely from the fat gene she has inherited from mother, Sharon Osbourne who has battled with the flab all her life. She is rumored to have spent £120,000 on stomach stapling, face and bum lifts, liposuction and a boob job.

Kelly told Access Hollywood that she believes the only way she can lose weight effectively would be to take slimming drugs or to do what she indicates other porkers in Hollywood, snort cocaine.

In the case for the defense Kelly continued, ‘It’s not like I’m like all the other celebrities in Hollywood that’s going to go do a line of cocaine to lose weight. Like, I can’t. I won’t. I’m normal and it hurts ten times more because I can’t numb it. You know you read it and I’ve never tried to be that kind of girl. The last thing I want to do right now is read about how fat I am.”

So we guess instead, Kelly will be getting her ’coke’ by snorting the McDonalds big Mac with large fries and up sized sugar saturated Coke!