Running true to her usual classless form, the Playboy Playmate, Jordon, aka, Katie Price has moved to Los Angeles and selected an up market mausoleum style property as the new home for her, husband Peter Andre and their three children, Junior, three, Princess Tiáamii, 19 months, and Katie’s six-year-old son Harvey by English footballer, Dwight Yorke.

Having bored the pants off the British public and now hoping, in the same misguided way as Victoria Beckham, to make it big in America, Katie has packed up her almost comical existence in England and rented a mind blowing $100,000 per month home in Malibu which boasts staggering 14,000sq foot grounds and commands views from the picturesque Point Mugu to downtown Los Angeles.

Moving into the same neighbourhood as Britney Spears is no guarantee that the fame hungry couple, who first bedded one another under the glare of the cameras in 2004 on the British reality-TV series I’m a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here! will become anything more than a laughing stock state side as they have become in the UK.

With no sign of any A-List party invites appearing anytime soon, Katie, 30, took herself out for a ‘must have’ LA jog, wearing the brightest orange T shirt she could find in the hopes of drawing attention to her biggest assets, her double D’s, of which, if she’d taken the time to research, there are a glut of in the LA area as it is.

If they’re intending to make a splash in Hollywood, other than jumping into their Olympic sized swimming pool, Katie, and 35 year old Andre, had better come up with something new, interesting and more eye catching than her double D’s. Price and Andre arrived in America last week and plan to stay at least four months where Peter is keen to work on his next album while Katie wants to resurrect her modeling career.
Baring in mind that it’s a mission that even Posh Spice and David Beckham have pretty much given up on, the couple should reconsider what their chances are of making a success of their lives in Hollywood given their lack of talent and general appeal!