For a man who once admitted to wearing women’s attire and “making out with dudes,” it should come as no surprise that his latest confession is a little on the irregular side.

In a new interview suited for, well, Blender magazine, proud papa Pete Wentz enlightened readers about how his life was before Ms. Ashlee Simpson said ‘I do.’

The rocker and avid fashion designer let slip that he was positively gaga over the redhead beauty queen from the moment he laid eyes on her. Unfortunately for him, it took a considerable amount of persuasion to tackle the gal of his dreams.

How did he pull it off, you ask? “I hunted her down and shot the dart in her,” Pete chuckled. “I just had to wait for her to collapse!”

He was also quick to add a ghastly TMI saturated detail:

“Basically, I’m married to the person I’d be jerking off to.”

Wow, and they say romance is dead!

Wentz clearly isn’t interested in storing intimate details in a confidentiality folder, as he recently revealed yet another salacious tidbit in regards to the first time he and Ashlee slept together.

“It was the single best sexual encounter I’ve ever had,” he blathered. “We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, ‘Oh my God, you’re banging the girl of your dreams and you’re watching it right now.’”

I’m sure Simpson’s Bible-banging father would be THRILLED to read about his baby daughter’s sexual escapades. Good luck being invited back for Sunday brunch, Peetie.

~Carolyn French~