Former glamour model, Jordan, who now prefers to be known by her birth name, Katie Price, has spent the past couple of years shinning her way up the social ladder in the hopes of being accepted by the upper echelons of British society, the rich, famous and the decent.

But having been shunned from attending the exclusive Cartier International Polo contest in Windsor for ‘being too chavvy’ earlier this year, Jordan has once again returned to her tacky past and intimated that she would now relish the opportunity to remove her clothes for the world to see. Again!

In an interview with OK! Magazine, Jordan slated the Goth styled stripper, Dita Von Teese, for her recent appearance on the cover of Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine and believes she can do a much better job after having been on the cover of Playboy magazine and Playboy’s Voluptuous Vixons, the wife of Peter Andre mused, “I’d love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese’s cover and it’s cr*p. The woman is rank. It’s not my cup of tea that she’s so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers’ Wives. It didn’t look like Playboy to me.”

Bang goes the Buckingham Palace garden party invite!