While the majority of us either spent the creepiest night of the year passing out candy to eager beaver trick-or-treaters or at a friend’s slapdash costume par-tay, these ghoulish superstars *and one token wannabe rapper* celebrated Halloween Hollywood style!

Heidi Montag aka little Ms Domineering Sexy Cop made BF Spencer Pratt her powerless prisoner for the evening.

Katie Holmes and her mini me daughter Suri kept it low-key in matching pumpkin-colored shimmery dresses on a trip to Central Park Thursday afternoon. And on Friday the whole Cruise clan braved the swarms of shutter bugs in order for Suri to get in on the after-dark festivities.

The ever controversial Perez Hilton gave religious fanatics yet another reason to whip out those blasted picket signs with his Jesus inspired getup.

Former N’Syncer turned author Lance Bass showed off his school spirit with a cap and gown. It’s a shame the ensemble had to be red; he could easily have added a splash or two of fake blood for a dead-man-on-campus look!

We’re not quite sure what Jessica Alba was going for; since when does donning a blonde wig and a furry coat constitute as a costume?

Kim Kardashian strutted her Wonder Woman stuff at Pama’s Halloween Masquerade in Los Angeles. Talk about an authentic representation, that hair alone should garner her Best Costume of the Year!

Never one to run with the crowd, Pink ditched the let’s get slutty on Halloween concept in favor of a good old fashioned clown gal garb.

Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon partied down at Marquee nightclub sporting synchronized firefighter gear; not surprising, the “Sweetheart” singer chose a barely-there ensemble that left little to the imagination! And later on the lovebirds gave cookies & milk a new name with a quick costume change.

And Kevin Federline left the Halloween representin’ up to the tots, who wore identical - and adorable - bumble bee long sleeves.

~Carolyn French~