Thanks to Paula Abdul being such a useless girlfriend and prospective wife, her ex boyfriend now qualifies as a contestant on the network television’s the Bachelor!

J T Torregiani was considered for the role last year, but while he was in a relationship with the American Idol judge, he declined, still having high hopes of losing his title of bachelor to Miss Abdul.

But alas, marriage wasn’t on the cards for J T and Paula so while still mopping his tears and nursing his broken heart, the ‘proper gentleman’ decided to make something out of the failed relationship and become The Bachelor, at the same time, doubtlessly, increasing his bank account substantially!

No wonder Paula drowns her sorrows in the bottom of a glass.

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