‘No!’ Its not a word that celebrities hear very often, so it was a complete shock for Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson this weekend when they arrived at the up market New York restaurant, Rao’s only to be told that exact word!

With 5 Tour de France wins under his belt clearly Lance Armstrong thinks that gives him carte blanche to arrive at a restaurant that insists on reservations inannounced. But they dont just require reservations made a few days prior to arrival, but up to three months ahead of time!

Well that wont work, they wont be together that long if Hudson’s dating record is anything to go by!

Having been told, ‘no room at the inn’ Lance and girlfriend, Kate Hudson tried the usual approach, ‘do you know who I am?’ (always thought if you have to ask that, you clearly aren’t well known enough!) only to be told the staff were well aware who Armstrong was but he still wasn’t coming in!

So, being the ex boyfriend of Cheryl Crow, winning the Tour de France 5 times, dating Hudson and having only one testicle doesn’t amount to a row of beans when it comes to securing a place in Rao’s!

Don’t you just love it when an arrogant sh** like Armstrong gets the non-celebrity treatment???

ABB