Every dog has its day and Denise Richards’ was appearing on the cover of Playboy magazine in December 2004. So she should leave it at that!

With the entertainment value and the combined IQ of a family of retarded hedgehogs, Denise Richards took her place at Larry King’s famous interrogation desk and plastered on the most fake smile seen on TV in a long time and proceeded to make her living out of failed relationships and scandal!

But Richards was in no mood to be interrogated, or at least to answer any of Larry’s more probing questions with any amount of honesty, which showed from the get go in her shifty body language and her lack of eye contact either with Larry or the camera.

Constantly looking down at the monitor and sweeping her side fringe away from her face, it was apparent that Richards was on a self publicity trail and was using her self confessed, ‘provocative side’ in an attempt to entice the audience.

But most of us who watch Larry King have been blessed with enough insight into the world of celebrity to know when we are being ‘had’.

If her lack of honesty is anything to go by when answering just about every question King posed, from her breaking up the marriage of long time friend Heather Locklear to Richie Sambora to her divorce from Charlie Sheen, the 26 year old ex-Playboy model’s reality show promises to be as exciting as having teeth pulled!

Richards is merely pimping out, not only her own life but that of her two young daughters and is subjecting them to the poisonous interpretations of the press by laying open all her private moments, thoughts and problems in her up and coming reality show, Denise Richards: Its Complicated?

Still trading on relationships with Sheen, Samborie and a Playboy cover, Richards is clearly grappling for an angle to keep her otherwise boring life in the spotlight.

Denise states she wants to give people an insight into who she really is. But do we really give a damn who she is?

Denise has never been at the top of any of her attempted careers, either modeling for Playboy magazine or acting as a dumb sister in 2003 Christmas movie Love Actually with Hugh Grant, so if her argument is that she needs to put her case for the defense out into the public domain because too much rubbish has been revealed about her life, isn’t she just further promoting her problems to the max?

Richards’ interview only served to reinforce the fact that she is the fly in anyone’s ointment and men should avoid her at all costs. She can be a real biatch!

Richards believes her reality show will make for entertaining TV, but if her interview tonight with Larry King is anything to go by, it will be about as entertaining as a game of scrabble with a dyslexic.

ABB