Brooke Hogan obviously thought (or maybe she didn’t actually think at all!) that all she needed to get into university was a 2.2 in the boob department and a shock of bleach blonde hair.

It turns out that the dumb head daughter of Hulk Hogan has been attempting to pimp herself out to any university that will accept her, oh, and her entourage of nine camera men, to create a reality TV show for HBO.

But, along with most of the viewing public, there isn’t a Dean around who wants to see Hogan, either inside or outside his college walls!

How about getting to university like every other hard working American kid, with a brain and qualifications?

ABB