Tell the truth!

In his latest column in Harper’s Bazaar, actor Ashton Kutcher laid bare a few interesting pet-peeves that just about every peep on the planet should be able to sympathize with.

“If I can smell your perfume and we’re not making out, you’re wearing too much,” the 30-year-old cutie wrote. “More, of a lot of things in life is better. Perfume does not apply.”

Seriously; how many times have you stood next to a lady at a check-out stand who smelled like she bathed in a tub of Chanel?

The next stop on Kutcher’s list - gaudy jewelry: “Women who wear big blingin’ stones don’t look like they have a lot of money; they look like they have a lot of someone else’s money,” he mused. “I don’t want my woman looking like she got bedazzled.” Indeed, although having bank in any form is always nice.

Thought Ashton was your typical Hooters-goin show-some-more-a$$ kind of guy? Guess again…

“I like seeing a female body as much as the next guy, but a midriff on display does not do it for me,” the What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas star concluded. “By the same token, sexlessness is just that. I call it the Hillary Clinton look. She would be so much more appealing if she just took off the pantsuit, took a lesson from Jackie Kennedy, and found her own Oleg Cassini.”

Demi Moore certainly knows a good man when she sees one – hold onto this one hunny!

~Carolyn French~